Well done Widdy.
She has said that if they win the priceless glitterball trophy that old Tony Beek can hold it permanently.
What a gesture.
So, presumably she thinks they can win.

It is the only thing she is generous about. Her political career wasn't very kind.

She has generous dimensions.

I thought they each got one James has said more than once that Ola has hers at home

Widdecombe's always gorged on her own her own moral certainty. It's how she got so generously proportioned.

But why would they win? Not on merit, that's for sure. On the other hand, Anton should be awarded a medal for services above and beyond the call of duty.

If she does, it's a measure of what SCD has become. So we wait with bated breath.

And yes- Anton does deserve a medal - at the very least he deserves a back brace FOC.

Brilliant tweet on Widdy yesterday:

Ann has broken from her training to help the poor donkeys, she is patron of 'Safe Haven for Donkeys in the Holy Land'. Some people tend to overlook her generous and caring side.


http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-Devon-donkeys

This article shows a different side of her.

Strictly maternal: Ann Widdecombe is the surrogate second mother for the children of her local kebab shop owner

I would love to follow that tweeter.

Spot on...if you call her performances dancing.

Yeah...nice spin. Doesn't make me buy the repackaged article, I'm afraid.

http://twitter.com/RayPeacock

The original tweet was posted at 4:42 PM Nov 28th via web (sans asterisk). Thanks to various re-tweets there's been some confusion as to authorship, viz. his further tweet (posted Mon Nov 29 2010 15:36:13 (GMT):

@sueperkins You're now being credited with my Widdicombe rant so it's only fair we split the court costs...(we'll get it back as we'll win)

I suspect our dogged poster Terry is "gladrags1" on the Express site: both posters seem to have difficulty locating the full stop on their keyboards. I'm beginning to think he works for Anton's PR company or for Widdecombe directly. Why else does he bump so many Ann threads, even if it means having to talk to himself?

I am no particular fan of Anne Widdecombe but I just cannot imagine her using a spin doctor. The most obnoxious MP often turns out to be a good "constituency MP", I have even heard that the odd person has a good word for Gordon Brown though it was a long time ago.

Ann might not use a spin doctor but Anton's PR company would do instead.

Thanks jaja I already follow @sueperkins

Precisely. The whole thing is very slick and cleverly orchestrated. Widdecombe is repackaged as a loveable old dear, and Anton as a hard working comic genius while his substandard latin dancing and his big gob comments from last season are conveniently forgotten. Result, especially if the BBC makes everyone toe the line and forbids any reference to the Emperor's lack of clothes.

Brilliant summation! Saves me having to say it, since you put it so well

*loud applause*

Very good.
*shouts loudly - THE EMPEROR'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON! (and he's got a very small knob.)*

What the donkeys said to their new carer, Ann.

Well done, Widdy,
Don't get giddy,
Promise the ball to Anton,
Now please give us some hay.

It's all got silly.
As for Anton, will 'e
Stick the course and get you
To the final dancing day?

For us it don't matter;
You're barmy as a hatter,
But we're really hungry now
The stuff you hold's our chow,
You'll soon have had your day,
So please - toss us some hay.