I'll miss her as much as I would miss having constipation and I had that last Christmas Day. I prefer a quiet life with no pain, no whinging, no vampire teeth looking out at the screen, no flicking of a hairstyle, no mumbling whilst sounding like one is needing to get her dentures back in, no bitching about having had her stilettos going to waste like last week in Hamburg because she thought she was visiting purely the coporates - nah, I don't think so. On the subject of the corporates she mentioned last week, please don't tell me it was Linda Blair who had the nerve to call Stella corporate tonight?