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Old 05-12-2010, 12:18
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Song 1

Rebecca - Show me Love...............Foxy
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Retro
Matt - You've Got the Love.............Music
Cher - Nothing on You....................Dire
1D - Only Girl in the World..............Alive

Matt - Always a Woman..................Tender
Mary - Memories.............................Bulldozer
Cher - Love the Way You Lie.........Murdered
Rebecca - Amazing Grace..............Flat
1D - Chasing Cars..........................Adorable

Overall for show................................Dodgy
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:29
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Rebecca.... drifted in and out of tune as always.

Mary - bulldozer sums it up!

Mime direction - mimed

Matt - looked really ill, but still boring

Chair - dreadfull as per usual.

Worst, and least watchable semi's EVER.
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:31
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I could sum the whole show up in one word... torture!

Before you ask why I watched it then... *points at wife*
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:37
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Rebecca - Show me Love...............Misplaced
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Awkward
Matt - You've Got the Love.............Heaven
Cher - Nothing on You....................Vomit
1D - Only Girl in the World..............Tuneless

Matt - Always a Woman..................Disappointing
Mary - Memories.............................Emotional
Cher - Love the Way You Lie.........Abhorrent
Rebecca - Amazing Grace..............Bland
1D - Chasing Cars..........................surprising
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:44
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rebecca,amazing
mary,same old
cher,horrid
matt,ill
1D,manipulation
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:52
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Matt - Ill
Rebecca - Meh
Mary - Meh
Cher - Meh
Wand Erection - Disgraceful.

So yeah, I'd say it was probably the worst Semi-Final in the show's history.
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:55
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Rebecca - Show me Love: Glued.
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye: Yawn.
Matt - You've Got the Love: Hoarse.
Cher - Nothing on You: Okay.
1D - Only Girl in the World: Not-a-club-classic

Matt - Always a Woman: Ouch.
Mary - Memories: "For-me-mudder".
Cher - Love the Way You Lie: Amazing.
Rebecca - Amazing Grace: Understated.
1D - Chasing Cars: Mime.
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:57
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:59
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Rebecca - Show me Love...............Impressive
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Woeful
Matt - You've Got the Love.............shaky
Cher - Nothing on You....................Decent
1D - Only Girl in the World..............Meh.

Matt - Always a Woman..................Good
Mary - Memories.............................N/A
Cher - Love the Way You Lie.........Stunning
Rebecca - Amazing Grace.............Boring
1D - Chasing Cars..........................Lame

Overall for show................................Enjoyable
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:00
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I could sum the whole show up in one word... torture!

Before you ask why I watched it then... *points at wife*
Does she chain you to the sofa? Do you make her watch programmes you like and she doesn't? Do you only have one room in your house? So many questions.
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:07
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Rebecca - Show Me Love ...... Movement?!
Mary - Never Say Goodbye..... Cringe
Matt - You've Got The Love..... Underwhelmed
Cher - Nothing On You............ Disturbing
1D - Only Girl In The World..... Mimed

Matt - Always A Woman........... Sub-par
Mary - Memories...................... Cry
Cher - Love The Way You Lie.. Abomination
Rebecca - Amazing Grace....... Touching
1D - Chasing Cars.................... 'Songicide'
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:08
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:13
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:18
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Rebecca - Show me Love...............Better
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Karaoke
Matt - You've Got the Love.............Brilliant
Cher - Nothing on You....................Embarrassing
Wand Erection - Only Girl in the World..............Mimed


Matt – Always a woman to me …….. Strained (not a criticism, you could tell his voice had been massively affected by being sick. Cowell is a dick for knocking him for being ill)
Mary – The Way We Were ……….. Farewell
Cher – Love the way you lie ……. Predictable (wasn’t hating it until she started the pathetic rapping)
Rebecca – Amazing Grace …… Dull
Wand Erection – Chasing Cars ….. Mimed
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:22
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Rebecca - Show me Love...............Good
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Shouty
Matt - You've Got the Love.............Strained
Cher - Nothing on You....................Muted
One Direction-Only Girl In The World..........Lively


Matt – Always a woman to me …….. Awkward
Mary – The Way We Were ……….. Goodbye.
Cher – Love the way you lie ……. Ouch
Rebecca – Amazing Grace …… Yawn
Wand Erection – Chasing Cars ….. Amazing
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:24
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Rebecca - Show me Love...............Cringeworthy
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye.....Lame
Matt - You've Got the Love.............Awesome
Cher - Nothing on You....................Embarrasing
1D - Only Girl in the World..............OK

Matt - Always a Woman..................Excellent
Mary - Memories.............................Nauseating
Cher - Love the Way You Lie.........Dire
Rebecca - Amazing Grace..............Dull
1D - Chasing Cars..........................Yawn
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:25
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Matt--- Wavering
Rebecca----Droning
1D---unharmonius
Cher---catscreechingrapcopyingtunedestroyingteenannoyinggarbage
Mary-Amateur
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:26
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Rebecca - Show Me Love - Amazing
Mary - Never Can Give You Up - OK
Matt - You Got The Love - Wow
Cher - Nothing On You - Current
One Direction - Only Girl - Cheating

Matt - She's Always A Woman - Shaky
Mary - Memories - Flat
Rebecca - Amazing Grace - STUNNING!
Cher - Love The Way You Lie - Brilliant
One Direction - Chasing Lights - Passable
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:44
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Song 1

Rebecca - Show me Love.............overrated
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye..dull
Matt - You've Got the Love..........money (as in "on the...")
Cher - Nothing on You..................charisma
1D - Only Girl in the World..........fresh

Song 2

Matt - Always a Woman...............heartfelt
Mary - Memories........................butchered
Cher - Love the Way You Lie........howling
Rebecca - Amazing Grace............yawn
1D - Chasing Cars......................Harry

Overall for show................................mixed
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:49
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I could sum the whole show up in one word... torture!

Before you ask why I watched it then... *points at wife*
Yet here you are posting on an X factor forum, I suppose she makes you do that as well.
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Old 05-12-2010, 13:53
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Song 1

Rebecca - Show me Love.............ok
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye....Same old
Matt - You've Got the Love..........Bad
Cher - Nothing on You..................Pure Shite
1D - Only Girl in the World..........Ouch

Song 2

Matt - Always a Woman...............Crap
Mary - Memories........................Same Old
Cher - Love the Way You Lie........Pure Shite
Rebecca - Amazing Grace............Samey
1D - Chasing Cars......................Ruined

Overall ... Pure Shite!!!
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Old 05-12-2010, 14:24
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"Memories" is not a "belter" song, it should be sung wistfully and tenderly. I was never a big Barbra Streisand fan but my late husband was and he loved that song.

Mary completely ruined it.

I think Matt's performance of the Billy Joel song was hampered by his bad throat, that was obvious.

One Direction - well sorry but they did either mime or were greatly assisted in some way.

Rebecca, mmm, "Amazing Grace" quite good, but she didn't really "sell" the first song, rather boring considering it was more up-beat.

Cher - not my cup of tea, so can't comment, didn't impress at all though.

Mary and Cher bottom 2 methinks.

Sorry just realised meant to be one word
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Old 05-12-2010, 14:28
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"Memories" is not a "belter" song, it should be sung wistfully and tenderly. I was never a big Barbra Streisand fan but my late husband was and he loved that song.

Mary completely ruined it.
Absolutely agree almost blonde. I predicted a butchering of one of my favourite songs and was right. She sang it like a bull in a china shop.
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Old 05-12-2010, 14:30
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Rebecca --- Amazing

One Direction ----Very good

Mary ---- good

Matt ---- Ok ( shame as he was one of the best other weeks, but then again he was ill)

Cher ---- Horrible
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Old 05-12-2010, 14:32
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As below
Song 1

Rebecca - Show me Love...............Nailed
Mary - Never Can say Goodbye..... Inglorious Gaynor
Matt - You've Got the Love............. Best.
Cher - Nothing on You.................... Third
1D - Only Girl in the World.............. ****

Matt - Always a Woman..................Dull
Mary - Memories.............................Imprisonable
Cher - Love the Way You Lie.........Third
Rebecca - Amazing Grace..............AaronNeville-y
1D - Chasing Cars..........................******* ****
Overall for show................................unimpressive
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