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Old 05-12-2010, 15:14
madlh100
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Cher, the delicious chav from Worcestershire facing the lion man, Wagner, who wins? - YOU DECIDE!

Voting lines now open. 50P call charge, 25p goes to Simon's bank, calls from mobiles will be considerably less and do not ring after the lines close as you won't be charged and your vote will be counted.

Dermot in his complete attire, so hot even leprechauns and cripples are clawing outside the studios just to get in.

Hit it Dermot, qua a 360 spin from Dermuttly.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, pets and children – tonight is the night, Wagner of Cher, who win? - YOU DECIDE”

Bob roles Vts backstage.

Judges behind gates ready to go onto stage,

“Simon, how do I luk?”

“Great, really good”

“Mwah....Thanks Simon....mwah....Me Princess Queen Cheryl Twitty”

Back to front stage.

“Hit it Dermitty”, Bob through earhole to Dermitty on stage.

“4 faces, 4 greats, ladies and gentlemen.....your X Fatter Judges” >>>>

Que to Dug, open doors!!!!!

“Why ent they opening? Humppppppp...”

“I don't know, but I'm not happy”....

Dannii crinkles a style breaking a folicle. Louis looking all dwarf like and twitching his lips.

“humpppfffff... pfft.....”

Bob to Dug, “Open those bloody doors....”

Back to stage,

“Sorry about this ladies and gentlemen. We're having malfunctions”

Bob to Casandra, “Cas we've got a problem. Doors aren't opening....”

“Whhhhhaaaaa? You joking? Mumble, buble, twitch, shit, arrrrhhhhhhhh”

Doors suddenly open

Back to stage cue, Bob to Dermitty, hit with pre-lines again:

Dermitty, “Ladies and Gentlemen, your X Factor Judges” >>>>>.

Mike on music, hits 'Aqua Babrbie Girl”

Four judges walk out onto middle of stage:

Dermotty hit names:

“Louis Walsh”

Hehe!!!!... Louis plucking up his shoulders and twitching both legs and lips in a thought out dance sync...

“Dannii Mingoue”

Wavey from Dannii. Ouch! Another follicle damaged and another wrinkle showing. BOTOX FAIL!

“Cheryl Cole”

Haha!!! ...Cheryl turning all Army like. Hand to head....Anyone thinking, gun to head instead??? lol....hehe!

“And Mr Simon Cowell”

Simon looking all posh and above the rest. Using his well coordinated left hand to gesture the judges to the table.
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Hour and a half later

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BOB here, we have the results.

Bob to Gandy, lights down please.

Studio goes dark.

Wagner standing on stage with Louis, looking in need of a wash. Cheryl with Cher, Cher as per usual giving it the attitude and gorilla face. Pluk in those cheeks more I say!!!

“OK. We have a result. I can now reveal the winner of The X Factor 2010 is....”
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Cher ****s out a tear.

Wagner looking all anxious

“Dermitty in”....

“1”
“2”
“3”

“WAGNER”

“HOLD”

Pause...

“ANNOUNCE”

“WAGNER”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Wagner knocks Louis to the ground and proceeds to hump him.

Cher turning angry,,,,” What the ****....basturd......”

Cheryl,,,” Whatttttttttt. What the hell???/”

Cheryl and Cher refuse to move off stage.

Wagner has suffocated Louis. Louis is dead.

Wagner is happy.

RESULT!!!

Que VT.

The End.
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Old 05-12-2010, 15:15
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Old 05-12-2010, 15:19
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Old 05-12-2010, 15:40
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