I'm gutted about her dance for Movie night, they missed a trick.
She should have been stood in a small pool surrounded by a wall at the beginning, looking removed and distant, and waving her arms about a bit, in comes Anton, the trainer, offering her Mackerel, which she refuses. The tempo of the music lowers, anns hump sags to one side showing her depression and utter despair.
Suddenly, the trainer (Anton) sees that captivation is destroying Ann and dances on the wall, While Antons using his best Brucie electrocuted pinocchio feet dance diversion, Ann is getting all harnessed up again by Keith the Rigger.
"Jump Widdy, Be free, break from your watery prison" Anton yells
She tries once but snags the bottom of her Mc Hammer undies on the top of the wall, a second attempt only manages to take out three rows of over close standing ovation applauders with her udders because the riggers lost grip, 50 people are now covered in lipstick!
The third attempt is so graceful, like a slow motion meteorite in reverse, she lands majestically in Antons arms, he spins her, she gracefully tumbles to the floor and Anton rolls her gently back into the Sea.
That's how I'd have done "Free Widdy."
I'll get my coat.