Im on cable so only get the E4 show not the live feed
Adverts at the moment.

Grrr NTL :shakes fist:

Cameraman is zooming in and out on Ahmed's handprints.. god this is boring

It’s day 51 in the Big Brother house,
No one is stirring, not even a mouse,
Evil Big Brother says, “ this is not good”,
So wakes them all up with the promise of food.
But, the housemates won’t budge,
For the promise of grub,
And want booze, fags and autonomy,
So Big Brother responds with the sound of a ‘Crying Baby’


GET UP YOU LAZY WHAT’S IT’S

We are currently seeing creative camerawork 101. Brian the cameraman is trying for various shots of Ahmeds hand print and counterframing it with Maureen. With hilarious consequences*.


* Or not.

Morning randomly



at least you have a feed

Yeah now they are showing Ahmed bathroom products holder

How about the 1812 overture the canon bit

That would be good, quite fancy a bit of that me self...........goes to find CD

They really need a way to weed out the 'under the radar HM's'
Eg Shell, Stu and to a lesser extent Dan.

baby alarm.. and at last they stir

Get you point...however, when/if the likes of Dan Shell Stuart and Michell go it will all be a bit of an anti climax because the remaining HM's will know that they are in the final, so we wont see any back fighting, just sucking up to get votes

only my opinion of course

See you all later I am off to the beach before it gets to hot

baby alarms gone off

Don't forget your cream....have a nice morning

Oh yeah it's too late now, I mean at the start of each BB.
Every BB the 'under the radar' HMs make it at least 2/3rds of the way through and add nothing to the show.

Alarms still going, the usual suspects are still trying to sleep.
Nadia is up, not too keen on that pink jacket she wears.

Shell is having a shower.

Ah the lovely Nadia, my lovely 40/1 Nadia now 1.25/1 Nadia.

For me BB5 has been fun to watch and imo believe that the BB producers got a really good mix of HM's, this year. Some you can love, some you can hate and some in the middle and again imo all the HM's managed to provoke a response from the viewing public even if it's been to say there too boring, lovey dovey, arrogant and so on....... anyway I've really enjoyed it.........warts and all

Oh dont get me wrong Im loving it too, Just wish people wouldnt get away with 'flying under the radar' for so long.
They should be out in the first week not the noisy ones .

Did you bet on her when she was 40/1?? Nice one if you did.
I;ve only won a bet once, that was on Freddie Star's horse in the Grand National (alot of people won on that one).

LOL...I dont think my nerves could have taken 24/7 noise from Emma Victor Jay Nadia Marco Ahmedand Dan....I'd of ended up at the funny farm

If they have any sense, (Stuart excluded here) then they should put as much space between themselves and dead certs to go. Having had the advantage of hearing the massive booing for Victor they should nominate him and almost anyone else except Jason. I fear that a Jason/ Victor match might leave Victor in. By getting rid of Victor first then Jason would almost certainly go in the following week. Or possibly even Stuart ,who was third in the running on last night's voting breakdown. I would love to experience one week of Jason isolated, friendless and with no one to bitch to. These are just the idle thoughts of a Nadia fan.

Morning all. was not up to watching yesterday, just a little bit of Ahmed and Davina. As far as I can tell it was not a day in which anything happened anyway so it was no bother. Note Michelle is now eating her breakfast. She has a bruise on the inside of her knee, anyone know how it came about?

WHATM

Michell sitting in egg eating brecci and inspecting her knee (where she cut off her wart).