Hi there Seralann
I'm 19.7 and I'm what you are searching for, that kid with a spark in his soul, that unpolished turd, that rare sprouter of the BS, the one who can buy you more ponies than Bagsy the branded one.
I started when I was in nappies outside my local supermarket in our estate selling twigs for kindling off the back of a blue toy tractor with additional trailor attached and worked my way up to selling chinky dobbers in a playground at school, all from which I made myself 46 million pounds, I moved out at the age of 15.2 and by the age of 16.5 I owned my own appartment blocks in New York, London and Sydney, all paid with by my own money, people often say when they see me driving around in my Bugatti supercar, "oh there he goes, that pr*ck in his car paid by his mam and dad" but no Seralann, it was all paid for by moi and me working my hardest and my guts out for years selling in the playground.
I can make you more money than you could ever know was possible to have, lately I've been thinking about ways to make you quanzillions and I'll know how exacly when the right lightbulb moment above my head comes to me, but its very possible I could be the new jesus. oh Lordy I am gonna sell so much stuff for you you wouldn't believe, this time next year I predict we will both have our own space crafts parked outside our many mansions the we will own from my working for you. Please Lordy you've gotta keep me in if you want to become the most richest man to ever walk this world of ours, with my help it will happen and you know what I'm saying is true.
Don't listen to the pretty one, that Lizzy over there with the brains and the experience in business, I'm your man, you need to have me on board to make you money that doesn't even have a name yet, but its probably 1 less than infinite or there abouts, you need me. pick me, for god sake pick me.
Gizz a job.
I'm 19.7 and I'm what you are searching for, that kid with a spark in his soul, that unpolished turd, that rare sprouter of the BS, the one who can buy you more ponies than Bagsy the branded one.
I started when I was in nappies outside my local supermarket in our estate selling twigs for kindling off the back of a blue toy tractor with additional trailor attached and worked my way up to selling chinky dobbers in a playground at school, all from which I made myself 46 million pounds, I moved out at the age of 15.2 and by the age of 16.5 I owned my own appartment blocks in New York, London and Sydney, all paid with by my own money, people often say when they see me driving around in my Bugatti supercar, "oh there he goes, that pr*ck in his car paid by his mam and dad" but no Seralann, it was all paid for by moi and me working my hardest and my guts out for years selling in the playground.
I can make you more money than you could ever know was possible to have, lately I've been thinking about ways to make you quanzillions and I'll know how exacly when the right lightbulb moment above my head comes to me, but its very possible I could be the new jesus. oh Lordy I am gonna sell so much stuff for you you wouldn't believe, this time next year I predict we will both have our own space crafts parked outside our many mansions the we will own from my working for you. Please Lordy you've gotta keep me in if you want to become the most richest man to ever walk this world of ours, with my help it will happen and you know what I'm saying is true.
Don't listen to the pretty one, that Lizzy over there with the brains and the experience in business, I'm your man, you need to have me on board to make you money that doesn't even have a name yet, but its probably 1 less than infinite or there abouts, you need me. pick me, for god sake pick me.
Gizz a job.
