I've been a member of this forum for years.

I've seen things you newbies can't imagine. Attack threads on fire off the shoulder of Appreciation forums. I watched Musings posts glitter in the dark near the bottom of Page 1. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

And what I want to know is - where's the hate?

Come on people, let's have some proper artificially-stoked venom here, huh?

I mean, don't you care about the vast importance of someone lifting a cheap glittery trophy up?

Okay, you asked for it ... your username makes me think of really bad haircuts.

Had enough?

Lol, just wait for next week and you get loads of that stuff, or not... but don't let facts get into the way of any irrational theory, please.

I know, us non-appreciators are really letting the side down. We are very sorry notgoalie and we will endeavour to try much harder!

You b*tch!!

And he tangoes like a girl!

Well nobody has had the Kelly Brook or Lisa Snowdon treatment this year. Kara is the obvious candidate for that but has thankfully been spared

You caw!


Oh wait this isn't the soap forum!

You calling notagoalie irrational??

Ok, you're not dead to me anymore

Scott's Argentine Tango was so bad they're considering sending a diplomatic ambassador to insist he make a public apology to the entire South American continent.

And his ears stick out.

How's that?

I suspected as much, how disgraceful

Everybody on this thread smells....

(... is that enough hate?)

I think notdead is irrational, I don't even know who notgoalie is, nor did I ever watch Strictly, I'm just bored tonight.

More venom please.

But I'm sure I've heard Scott tell people to get out of his pub several times

We can always pretend.

Get aht of my pub!!! Slap!!!

Through my nose usually.

What I hate is that they put Strictly on so early on a Saturday that it eats into my shopping time because I have to get an early train home

The NAT thread is over there! *nudges lach doch mal in the right direction*

OK DJ, I'll make you hate me.

You sir are a dance purist.

Wow, that's a full and satisfying life you lead there.

Speak for yourself, stinky.

and they smile too much

Where is the venom, where is the hate. Kara, Pamela, Matt, Scott and Gavin are all sh*te and should have gone out in the first week.

Oi! Who do you fink you are, some sorta doughnut?!

You ain't my muvva!