Ooh you little liar.

Cor, now that's really mean

Yes I am!!!!

Matt = Magnolia :yawn::sleep::yawn::sleep:

I've never read it, and I would never do so **polishes her halo**




Me lying, what is this Stricly you speak of? Some kind of sado-masochism show (strictly indeed). I've never watched it, and I'm proud to admit it.

Oh, great is it ok if I bring me washing round. Washing machine's on the blink and Dot's not doing a service wash!

Well yes... err, not seeing the insult here...

I aaaaaaammmmmmmm!

doof doof doof doof doof!

blimey, you've mellowed!

argh - I HATE the fact that I can reveal the spoilers when I'm on the boyf mac.

... sodding macs.

Much hate.

Also -

Hate the charleston
Hate the inane, vapid gurnings of Tess
Hate the Roooooooooooooooomba (it's all spin, spin , spin, *cling!*, hip, hip, spin, spin *cling!*)
Hate whatever substances War Drobe have been mainlining
Hate 'props'... it's like sex. If you need 'props, then you're doing it wrong.

argh

... (sets fire to boyfriend and puts him out with a shovel).

You little slapper. Get aht of 'ere and go and live with Pat. AHT!!!!

What has your boyfriend ever done to you.

Now, now, get a grip, have a nice cup of tea and direct your venom into the right direction.

OK so you're in denial.

You need to see Dr Pammie, don't you? If nothing else, you need to stop laughing in deutsch.

Think I'd better come with you.

Too much bloomin rackett in that Tardis! Bianca can scream for England you know. (and for the whole of Europe mind you)

And I hate that Scott, who at one point was the vision of manliness, had to dress as Mr Matey tonight. I don't think my eyes or my stomach will ever recover.

What was Natalie thinking? If she does ever think of anything except her tan.

He was like a gay, wizened Chippendale.

(Me likey this thread, I now have a NAT and a holiday home here! ) Might give us a chance to clear up a bit in the NAT before the final. We need to get to the bottle bank sharpish!

Dr Pammie is bound to help me



I tried to get treatment for my username, but everyone just laughs at me, as if my username invited them to do so.

Anyway back to business, why are you not offending me. Spout your venom, I'm ready for it.

Now that would be her dream possible showdance if she gets through.

James would like to see her gagged too though!

Why do I get the feeling you selectively edited my post <shruggs shoulders> As long as it leads to more venom, I don't care.

I could see that happening Pamela all bound up with James looking like one of her "clients".

Could we have a bag on her head as a special request.

Please.

Oooh, thick-skinned I like it!

Considering Bruno nearly compared her to a prozzie last night, that possible showdance just got a whole lot scarier.

Providing the binding covers her up I couldn't care less! Crotch granny is not something I want to be seeing! The only thing that could have been worse would have been camel toe crotch granny *puke smilie*

I can take anything missy, bring it on!!

Terrorist porn, really nancy? Really?

I'm not nasty, really.

Mind you, krauts have a lot to answer for. I mean, what have they ever contributed to dancing? Huh?

Leave it aht ! Pammie is a fine role model for older wimmin ! She can wear big huge earrings and she has fine healthy gums which she often shows us. Them boots she wore for the Slingathon, were what a good biddy needs, for cleanin out a pigsty. Pammie has shown how to be glamorous and attract fit young men whilst wearing hobnailed boots, big earrings and some Quali*y Stret wrappers. So nock it orf.