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Old 12-12-2010, 15:23
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His performance in his so called duet last night was very strange.

He started off with one hand strapped behind his back for the opening section of the song.....he then proceeded to walk backwards slowly in a measured fashion until he reached the spot marked out for him by Brian Friedegg

And then he stopped singing and introduced Rihanna in a way that sounded like a dogdy used car salesman....complete with hand on heart to suggest 'honesty'....

I almost laughed and then he bit his hand as if trying to visually potrait his exitement and disbelief as Rihanna came on stage to join him.

It then decended to another level of ridiculousness as Rihanna towers over him in her split to the armpit dress pretending to fancy him while looking at him with fake adoration....

It was so funny that it was almost sad....

He looked like a totally embarrassed dwarf!

It was a shambles...

How people interpreted that performance as 'HOT' is beyond me....

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Old 12-12-2010, 15:32
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"Totally embarrassed dwarf"

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:35
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Another Matt downer thread. Please !!!!
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:38
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Well Rihanna has very few miles on the clock, great bodywork and a lovely sized boot.
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:39
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:yawn::yawn::yawn:

Another Matt downer thread. Please !!!!
Another set of yawns from the random yawn police! :yawn:

Why do people come into threads to express their boredom of the topic....it must have been an interesting enough thread to draw you in...
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:42
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I did notice he was bit excited down there
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:44
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His performance in his so called duet last night was very strange.

He started off with one hand strapped behind his back for the opening section of the song.....he then proceeded to walk backwards slowly in a measured fashion until he reached the spot marked out for him by Brian Friedegg

And then he stopped singing and introduced Rihanna in a way that sounded like a dogdy used car salesman....complete with hand on heart to suggest 'honesty'....

I almost laughed and then he bit his hand as if trying to visually potrait his exitement and disbelief as Rihanna came on stage to join him.

It then decended to another level of ridiculousness as Rihanna towers over him in her split to the armpit dress pretending to fancy him while looking at him with fake adoration....

It was so funny that it was almost sad....

He looked like a totally embarrassed dwarf!

It was a shambles...

How people interpreted that performance as 'HOT' is beyond me....

Bitter, jealous post.
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Old 12-12-2010, 15:46
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Bitter, jealous post.
You are very wrong actually. I don't have any issues with Matt....in fact I thought he was brilliant in his original auditions.

It was my observation of last night's performance.

I didn't think it was a good performance for the reason's stated.

Some people need to lighten up a bit!...
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Old 12-12-2010, 16:17
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Did no one else notice any of these things....
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Old 12-12-2010, 16:22
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Did no one else notice any of these things....
I didn't analyse it with a fine toothcomb inspector Judo
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Old 12-12-2010, 16:24
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I didn't analyse it with a fine toothcomb inspector Judo
Oh...it must be my OCD tendancies coming out then....
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