In the interests of fairness, why leave him out ?
James is rubbish
Did you see James in "Celebrity Total Wipeout?"
So competitive and such a gracious loser (by a couple of secs) to - wait for it - a TV actor!! and still great fun to watch - superb when totally wet.
I think James has became one of the band of favourite pros, which is really rubbish innit?
(ps I like his profile and his smile, wish he'd grow his hair back again, I preferred the Chopin look).
So competitive and such a gracious loser (by a couple of secs) to - wait for it - a TV actor!! and still great fun to watch - superb when totally wet.
I think James has became one of the band of favourite pros, which is really rubbish innit?
(ps I like his profile and his smile, wish he'd grow his hair back again, I preferred the Chopin look).
Originally Posted by ExVernonJohnson:
“petertard?
more like petard and you've just been housted by it”
“petertard?
more like petard and you've just been housted by it”
"Hoisted", surely?
James is rubbish at being a rubbish choreographer. He's rubbish at being a rubbish teacher. All in all, he's rubbish.
'Hoist,' is appropriate, because Artem 's been doing a lot, of that.
Anyway - James. James, is rubbish at being married to someone who is rubbish at not being beautiful plus not being a rubbish dancer.
Anyway - James. James, is rubbish at being married to someone who is rubbish at not being beautiful plus not being a rubbish dancer.
Must express my fondness at how these "rubbish" threads feature more positivity than ANY appreciation thread. (Well, at least James and Artem's threads. Let us face it though, if Aliona can get Matt to the final, she is doing something right! I do find their dancing enjoyable.)
Perhaps we need more of these threads in the future.
Perhaps we need more of these threads in the future.
Hmm lets see.James is rubbish at dancing and choreography that suits his partner.He;s rubbish because he is in love with his beautiful and talented wife.
James is rubbish at being a rubbish choreographer who can't choreograph suitable dances for his partner. James, is rubbish at being boring.
James is rubbish at pissing off the judges with illegal moves and gimmicks. He's rubbish at being easy on his partner and respectful of her advanced years. He's so rubbishy he'd never get a perfect score or get to a final, or anything rubbishy like that.
Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.
Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.
Originally Posted by peeve:
“Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.”
“Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.
”
Ah but is he as rubbish at Artem on the big piano?
Originally Posted by peeve:
“Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.”
“Oh, and he is rubbish at playing on a big piano.
”
And it would be very, very funny if his wife turns out not to be rubbish at that
Originally Posted by Yoggi:
“Must express my fondness at how these "rubbish" threads feature more positivity than ANY appreciation thread. (Well, at least James and Artem's threads. Let us face it though, if Aliona can get Matt to the final, she is doing something right! I do find their dancing enjoyable.)
Perhaps we need more of these threads in the future.”
“Must express my fondness at how these "rubbish" threads feature more positivity than ANY appreciation thread. (Well, at least James and Artem's threads. Let us face it though, if Aliona can get Matt to the final, she is doing something right! I do find their dancing enjoyable.)
Perhaps we need more of these threads in the future.”
I'm doing my best to turn the "Aliona is rubbish" thread more into the direction of this one, but I need help.
He is also rubbish at being the last "old" (if not original) pro standing at the semis, all the others have come along in the last two years.
Never liked the guy or the way he interacts when teaching. Wish he had been demoted instead of three fabulous pros.
Originally Posted by Paace:
“Never liked the guy or the way he interacts when teaching. Wish he had been demoted instead of three fabulous pros.”
“Never liked the guy or the way he interacts when teaching. Wish he had been demoted instead of three fabulous pros.”
Paace, is this tongue-in-cheek or serious?
RSVP via smiley, please
Originally Posted by Paace:
“Never liked the guy or the way he interacts when teaching. Wish he had been demoted instead of three fabulous pros.”
“Never liked the guy or the way he interacts when teaching. Wish he had been demoted instead of three fabulous pros.”
Bless you really haven't got the idea have you.
James is rubbish because he never shows his tattoo clearly enough.Bet he will be rubbish at congratulating his lovely wife Ola when she beats him on the piano.
After assaulting the United Nations because YouTube had blocked the video of James' rumba with Artem (from IT2), I was rescued from agony by the kind intervention of IvanIV from Arcturus who beamed down another link.
(To find the link, go to the Artem and James rumba 10 thread)
After verification of this rumba, I now see that Pamela's only hopes in the finals repose in swapping roles with James so that his gracefully tattooed arms may win over the General Public as well as the entranced judges (who have been watching James all the time, apparently - Craig has made many sketches for his next book "Armography - yes, I care".)
(To find the link, go to the Artem and James rumba 10 thread)
After verification of this rumba, I now see that Pamela's only hopes in the finals repose in swapping roles with James so that his gracefully tattooed arms may win over the General Public as well as the entranced judges (who have been watching James all the time, apparently - Craig has made many sketches for his next book "Armography - yes, I care".)
