The forthcoming final is very uneven with two lady celebs and only one male. This possibly infringes some equal opportunity legislation and will almost certainly influence the public vote.

If Big Brother can do it, why not Strictly??

Therefore let's have Peter Shilton back to balance it all out - he's in Pamela's age bracket, which should be a distinct advantage and win him the 'grey' vote. Footie fans would of course back him, he's dancing with Erin, so that will be Erin and possibly Anton fans voting for him - I think he could be in with a seriously good chance, as he would only have four dances to learn and if he started this afternoon, it would be a cinch for Saturday.

C'mon, vote Peter to lift the glitterball!