To ensure Shell realises it's the Michelle show and Shell playing the bride will not take the limelight away from her.:yawn:

I think for her own benefit not just Stuarts Michelle should be either evicted or booted out the house

Hang on - back to reality - it's not Shell's *real* wedding day

surely much more entertaining to leave her in there without Stu

I think my dislike of Michelle has finally turned to hate.

she gets you that way in the end

And so... does she say they did go all the way?

Do you mean automatically up for eviction, GONE like Emma or Booted out the back door?

Did Michelle really say that?????

Oh, booted out the back door would be so lovely - but sadly it aint gonna happen.

Sorry 'tv wedding day leading role'.

Mind you, you'd think it was the way Michelle is trying to upstage her all the time.

It would be marvellous to see her unravel if Stu got evicted.
I would love it if she finally left the house to discover that Stu had "done a Vanessa" and had left the country with a new and lovely celebrity girlfriend

She'd still ruin it if it was, Michelle only cares about No.1 and rememeber last night she said she would not let Stu get away with not being the bridegroom. She has paid him back, in full.

They won't do anything. No Bottle. By giving her her final warning, they have pushed themselves into a corner, even if she hit someone now, she'd stand a fair chance of getting away with it.

so many choices,ooo i'd love it if she got kicked out.She would throw a big tantrum on that one

Unless she reckons that now he knows he's able to perform, he won't be so scared of failure in front of the cameras. That's what I always thought his main problem was, fear of public impotence.

ARGHRRRRRR...she annoys me. I had to register just to express my disgust with her! Apart from waddling and having a look like a psycho woman, she has shown absolutely no respect for Stu
Stu - well pathetic really. Cant I can't decide anymore who is worse.

Stuarts desperate for them to play Busted tonigts for the stag do, he's so excited.

Please don't try to reassert reality into my life

It could be quite devastating

My carefully constructed world of dreams and hallucinations is all I have.

The filigree of fantasy is the only thing that beautifies my humdrum existence

I'm empathising ...

Welcome Cloudexplosion.....enjoy

I used to be a Michelle lover But now i have seen the light and i truly cant stand her.Stuart is just a pathetic excuse for a man

And now I have to post and post and post and I won't be able to stop going on about how Stu should have seen this coming when he rejected the offer of a 'wedding' This girl is sooo insecure it's painful.. she needed the 'proof' that he liked her? The constant 'Stu what are you doing/where are you going? Do you like me? We can have baby bunnies and wander the earth hand in hand forever. Stu's passiveness and vain attempts to keep control of his emotions while he's being steamrollered? ARGHHHHHHHHH.GErreeeem outtathere!!!!!

What I want to know is when do we find out if M&S get the sex prize money? Were there any written conditions laid down?

Just clip it to your nipple Michelle. Be resourceful.