I would not say "Girls".

So Michelle is eating a pie ? .. what do you surmise fro that Watson ....

lol I repeat lol

No thanks - I will leave that to Dan.

At the dining room table......revisiting the scene of the toe curling session

Is it a Jesus pie?

Shell is probably using the "immune system" analogy because of the large amount of zinc in sperm (zinc being important to the immune system).

Hehe.. I managed to resist posting that one!!!!
<smug >

I think even they are in apologist mode

WHATM: Stu dons towel turban stylee. He is Itainthalfhotmum-man.

and the sex drive..... vroom, vroom....

Wasnt sausage and fish good enough for her last night
Such a greedy selfish girl

WHATM: Michelle called to diary room......BB sounded cross.....michelle scared to go in

I hope they didn't leave a sticky mess... or they will have invented the "travel" version of 5-stones

michelle given another final warning by the sound of it for deliberately taking her mic off

LOLOLOL. Has she managed to get her mouth round the correct pronunciation yet ? (or is her mouth busy elsewhere )

BB has told michelle off about moving and removing her microphone
it sounds like they have said they may have to reconsider her position in the house

BC

Michelle: I said I wouldn't let it happen again

Re her microphone. Lying cow.

Shell: We have to remind each other.

Poor Shell doesn't really know what a lying cow Michelle is; Michelle was deliberately breaking BB rules last night removing her microphone deliberately so her harassment of Stu could be unmonitored.

Well don't be so surprised, it's obvious that Dan has always had a secret crush on Staurt!

This is the WHATM thread.

If you want the homophobic anti-dan thread you want to find another forum.

Stu called to the DR

michelle saying she isnt the naughtiest person in the house but keeps getting warnings for little stupid things.

saying the public would be sick of her romance by now. Thats thrue. When the 2 of them are together I mute the sound

Is the table cloth still there

how many warnings do you need to get before you realise it makes no differnce.

the only thing that would is if she was banned from voting, because now it matters.


has michelle forgotten she spent an hour with someone elses mic on

stuart now called to the diary room
michelle blaming stuart now, saying he takes her mic off, so it's not her that does it

BC

Michelle blaming Stuart for moving her microphone.

Michelle is suggesting that if someone else takes her microphone off then it's not her problem. She's a lying dense bint.