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Man 'caught masturbating' to Lord Sugar's book :D
CXC3000
18-12-2010
Oooh, Alan; what did you have in that book ?

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Quote:
“ A man in his thirties was reportedly caught masturbating in a library - while reading Lord Alan Sugar's autobiography.

The Sun reports that the unidentified man was observed acting strangely while browsing the business section of Crawley Library last week.

Staff saw him choose What You See Is What You Get before he covered his lap with his coat and proceeded to touch himself.

"He spent about 20 minutes looking through the books in the business section before selecting Alan Sugar's autobiography," a source said. "He was behaving rather oddly so we kept an eye on him and then he just sat down with his coat over his lap and started pleasuring himself as he looked through the book.

"It was very bizarre behaviour and our security guys got a hold of him before too many people saw what he was doing."”

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/...ugar-book.html
stud u like
18-12-2010
There was some ancient old guy doing that on the bus a month of nights ago. No book though just over some pretty young women.
CXC3000
18-12-2010
Originally Posted by stud u like:
“There was some ancient old guy doing that on the bus a month of nights ago. No book though just over some pretty young women.”

Surprised he had the energy

(btw, was he standing up or sitting down ?)
Treelopper
18-12-2010
Man 'caught masturbating' to Lord Sugar's book

What a w*nker.
Tercet2
18-12-2010
Originally Posted by Treelopper:
“Man 'caught masturbating' to Lord Sugar's book

What a w*nker. ”

What a w*anker of a PR story

Was the guy chewing a hamster and riding Shegar at the same time? Max Clifford's crown is quite safe at this rate.
stud u like
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by CXC3000:
“Surprised he had the energy

(btw, was he standing up or sitting down ?)”

Sitting down. I knew there would be trouble with him when he got on. His trousers were falling down. He was obviously an alcoholic.
LooieENG
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by stud u like:
“There was some ancient old guy doing that on the bus a month of nights ago. No book though just over some pretty young women.”

lol! that reminds me of that Dave Chapelle stand-up about the homeless guy wanking on the bus (it's on Youtube)
boxx
19-12-2010
The CPC 464 was boundlessly sexy though
CXC3000
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by boxx:
“The CPC 464 was boundlessly sexy though”

Thankfully the Speccy had some dignity
tommy vercetti
19-12-2010
The guy probably has some weird fetish for doing stuff like that in public places. I doubt he was cracking one off over lord Sugar.
H-Temps
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by CXC3000:
“our security guys got a hold of him”

Evil Genius
19-12-2010
Loved this story!
bexmil89
19-12-2010
I'm embarrassed that it happened in my home town
CXC3000
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by bexmil89:
“I'm embarrassed that it happened in my home town ”

If it's any consolation, I'm sure there's plenty of w@nkers in every town and city.

See ? - not all bad news
pulltheotherone
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by tommy vercetti:
“The guy probably has some weird fetish for doing stuff like that in public places. I doubt he was cracking one off over lord Sugar.”

Why choose Sugar's book?
essexpete
19-12-2010
Takes all sorts. Its a compliment in a watped way
Tercet2
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by bexmil89:
“I'm embarrassed that it happened in my home town ”

So is it in your local paper?

So far it appeared first in the Sun, then repeated by those sites that just repeat what they find in the Sun (ie the Mirror, Heat, DS, etc).

And for Sugar to tweet on it so fast either means he reads the Sun or some PR wonk let him in on it.
ThaGazBoi
19-12-2010
This reminds me about the man who was arrested after he was caught masturbating to Harry Potter in my hometown.

How.. weird though? Alan Sugar LOL.
cezzy
19-12-2010
There's not much to do in Crawley so masturbating in the library is a highlight of the week for a fair amount of residents.

Before I get insults from Crawleyites, I was born there. Thankfully I escaped before I got desperate and joined the 'Library gang', as they're known.
SpaceToilets
19-12-2010
Crawley. Why am I not surprised
Born lippy
19-12-2010
Maybe he was reading the section about the runner up of Apprentice 2010, Master Bates
Bob_1971
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by Born lippy:
“Maybe he was reading the section about the runner up of Apprentice 2010, Master Bates ”

LOL!!
iem
19-12-2010
w*nking over lord sugar book: its like w*nking over a w*anker!
essexpete
19-12-2010
Originally Posted by cezzy:
“There's not much to do in Crawley so masturbating in the library is a highlight of the week for a fair amount of residents.

Before I get insults from Crawleyites, I was born there. Thankfully I escaped before I got desperate and joined the 'Library gang', as they're known.”

Howbout watching the planes go past
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