Tess shed a tear - she is human 
Tess shed a tear - she is human
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Originally Posted by soulmate61:
“Tess shed a tear - she is human ”
“Tess shed a tear - she is human
”
Maybe it's oil leak from the machinery.
Originally Posted by qwerty282:
“Oh, I missed it. When? After the crowning?”
“Oh, I missed it. When? After the crowning?”
Right at the end as her and Bruce were winding up, she could hardly talk!.....
Originally Posted by soulmate61:
“Tess shed a tear - she is human ”
“Tess shed a tear - she is human
”
Must have been included in her script.
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“Must have been included in her script.”
“Must have been included in her script.”
You don't say.
No I don't think it was lubricating oil leaking out of a weak point in the robot. On second thoughts is it possible she lost a big bet on Matt?
Can't cry along with you Tess. I didn't.
No, it's just her "little eye".
She's crying for her career now Brucie is unlikely to be back, dragging her with him.
She's crying for her career now Brucie is unlikely to be back, dragging her with him.
Originally Posted by cezzy:
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!”
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!
”
LOL,can it think before it speaks as well?
Originally Posted by cezzy:
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!”
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!
”
And even wets itself every time Action Man changes his shirt.
Given that this year is the end of Tess's strictly contract- is it possible that Bruce has decided to leave and has told Tess- that may explain the tear- end of the road for them both. She has been reported as saying she would go when Bruce left
Originally Posted by footygirl:
“Given that this year is the end of Tess's strictly contract- is it possible that Bruce has decided to leave and has told Tess- that may explain the tear- end of the road for them both. She has been reported as saying she would go when Bruce left”
“Given that this year is the end of Tess's strictly contract- is it possible that Bruce has decided to leave and has told Tess- that may explain the tear- end of the road for them both. She has been reported as saying she would go when Bruce left”
It wouldn't surprise me if the choice is taken away from her - when Bruce goes the producers probably want a completely new partnership.
Tess was never the right person for the show in my view, and she has never been able to appear impartial. She doesn't come across and warm and genuine, which is why viewers have been shocked to see tears!
Originally Posted by cezzy:
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!”
“Think Tess replaced early with the 2011 model which cry and even poops!
”
Now there's a really "crap" results show waiting to happen!
Originally Posted by BruciesToupe:
“I wouldnt bet on it... think Tiny Tears! (only if you are over 30 mind?)
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“I wouldnt bet on it... think Tiny Tears! (only if you are over 30 mind?)
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40 I'd say.
They've managed to update the tear ducts from the original design, you can hardly notice them on Tess.
Originally Posted by Smokeychan1:
“40 I'd say.
They've managed to update the tear ducts from the original design, you can hardly notice them on Tess.”
“40 I'd say.
They've managed to update the tear ducts from the original design, you can hardly notice them on Tess.”
Also Tess looks far more plastic than the original.
Do be serious. Why would anyone buy a model that looks like a ferret? Just buy a real ferret, they're so much cheaper. And one could get in Vernon's pants quicker than he can text "reconciliation".
Tessbot aka Error 404: Page not found - malfunctioned??? Must be a bug in the part of the code which prevents the smile function never reaching the eyes.
PS - Best thread ever!
PS - Best thread ever!
Originally Posted by mklass:
“Right at the end as her and Bruce were winding up, she could hardly talk!.....”
“Right at the end as her and Bruce were winding up, she could hardly talk!.....”
maybe she was given her P45 - along with Brucie...fingers crossed eh?
Originally Posted by cazzz:
“maybe she was given her P45 - along with Brucie...fingers crossed eh?”
“maybe she was given her P45 - along with Brucie...fingers crossed eh?”
lol... indeed!
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