I suppose we can be thankful to Dancing On Ice for one thing...................while Pip Schofield is busy presenting that and This Morning, the BBC won't be inviting him to present Strictly if Brucie hangs up his wig.

Pip Schofield on D.O.I is more shouty than even Graham Norton is on anything.
And that's saying something.

What else do you know about him?

Put it in spoilers. Maybe they will be too lazy to open the tags.

Anyway, I think it's time Alesha retired, too.

I think we need a judge who always talks absolute sense.





Paula Abdul.

Nothing, honest. It's just there was an article on here a while back about him dancing in SYTYCD with her and I just made a facetious comment about it must have been for a green card from the look of her. I really didn't mean it!

And it makes no difference anyway, I'm sure there's lots of dancers that marry their partners for reasons that may have nothing to do with love and happily ever after!

I'd actually adore that, IMO she's been a way bigger loss to Idol then Simon will be. Loved her deranged ramblings, and the classic, give an opinion on a song before it's actually been performed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xF8BP45a6A

Don't know what you mean.

As kooky as she is, she knows more about music than Scowell.


And she CAN dance.

So, yes - let's book her now.

She'd slot on the Strictly panel seamlessly though - that's the worrying thing!

Completely agree, mind you my drains cover knows more about music then Simon


She'd make Bruno seem normal

'....Whaat ah reeely lurve about y'all is that y'll iz sooo authentic..and it touches me, it does, it does, like wings and brightness....'

Because of you lot I am now watching Alexander Armstrong on 'Pointless' - what a pile of tripe this is.

I love Phillip Schofield.
And Barrowman.
And Norton

*Hands in DOT membership card

I love Barrowman and Norton but Philip makes me Mute. What am I supposed to do

Mimi!

The Schofe used to be ok, but then somewhere along the way he turned into Smuggy Smuggerson.

I blame Fern's gastric band.

Oh Good Grief, I am non appreciating smugness.

Now Celebrity Eggheads is on my tellybox - and the opposition team consists of Radio DJ's.

Can there be anyone more smug than Mike Read????




Well, yeh, CJ from Eggheads is probably smugger but he's not on today.

Don't mind Schofield, love Norton but no no no to Barrowman.

Ah well, CJ went to the university of smug in smugsville (odious man)

Where do you think Pip is wearing it?

wound tightly round his gopher?

My #2 son loves that show

That Libdem MP from the Christmas special has gone totally off his trolley

Give people a wee bit of power

Awwww come on, I think what he's said is fair enough. Rupert Murdoch is Lord of All Evil as far as I'm concerned and Vince was right in everything he said.

I like an honest politician who drops the odd boll*ck! And I'm not even of that political persuasion. I'd rather him than half of the Oxbridge twits we have in most of the parties.

Dont get me wrong I think it is brilliant. Just very funny. The only part that annoys me is the twonk who broke the story

Robert Peston

Especially when showing off in front an eyelash batting 'constituent' journo in disguise!

Silly move Vince! That'll teach you to show off

Is he resigning from his job?

Wonder if he'd make a better job of presenting than Bruce?