They all secretly read anyway, so they know exactly what we're talking about.

Otherwise how could they post their snooty comments here, there and everywhere for being bitter, twisted jealous old hags! My only problem with that is being called old! (Not talking about all of you who read and laugh )

I wonder how many of us post in the attic, I don't go in there, too scared! Oh, I lie, I go into the attic to read about DWTS.

Chita, violence so early, pace yourself, dahling, pace yourself.

Awwwww, come on, you had to know that was a dream, don't you remember the grace and elegance with which Brendan hoisted up Mount Snowdon in the Bacofoil dance, he couldn't swing anyone round by their ankles, even if she does weigh a third of Snowdonia.

Old?!?!

I admit it, please don't kick me out, I do post occasionally in the attic - only in Brendan's thread though!

I don't mind you calling him Brenda though, and laugh when you take the mick out of him!

Snowdon was on Shooting Stars the other week.

I spotted a definite double chin.

But this is Lulu we're talking about.

Special circumstances..

She was on Family Fortunes looking a bit tubby a couple of weeks ago too. I caught the last 2 mins.

She confuses me though, cos she's got a fat girl's face on a supermodel body. but then I don't care enough to try and work out why.

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