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This Is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread ** 2011 - Part 6 **
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Alli-F
21-12-2010
Originally Posted by crunchie crisp:
“Dont get me wrong I think it is brilliant. Just very funny. The only part that annoys me is the twonk who broke the story

Robert Peston ”



I do find it very funny that the BBC, who hate Voldemort Murdoch as much as Vince does, broke the story. Something about glass houses and stones comes to mind.
crunchie crisp
21-12-2010
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“I do find it very funny that the BBC, who hate Voldemort Murdoch as much as Vince does, broke the story. Something about glass houses and stones comes to mind. ”


Peston WOULD sell his granny for a by-line
Wiskas
21-12-2010
Originally Posted by Muggsy:
“Grrrr. We've just had another sprinkling of snow over the already packed ice. That means that Muggsy's AT* is likely to be put on display for general amusement.

I'm so keen to get rid of Brucie once and for all that I'd take anybody else presenting, even Barrowman.


*That's not Argentine Tango, but arse over tit.”

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I guess it has similar moves to my VW and QS*

*Very Wobbly and Quite Stumbly”

I'm very good at the AS - All Slippy - and PD - Plods Dumpily.
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Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Years ago I had the honour of looking after the late great Tommy Cooper for a whole day (sometimes my job is wonderful). We did a lot of sitting about drinking tea and got on very well. He told me all kinds of stories about Tarbuck, Morecombe & Wise and Benny Hill and their peers - and the girls - and about the whole music hall, comedy, telly-show world, but swore me to secrecy He was very naughty and very funny. Like a wonderful, sweet sad clown. Very melancholy man underneath it all ”

Bet he had a lot of stories about the Crowther - and none of them good.

Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I suppose I will have to take my laptop and my dongle to Southampton, just for you lot ”

You know a laydee should never travel without a dongle.
durnovarian
22-12-2010
Hi all, seem to have missed a part and a half! No idea how that happenend.

I won't ask for a recap, but would someone please explain SSF, hlf and BT?
Muggsy
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by durnovarian:
“Hi all, seem to have missed a part and a half! No idea how that happenend.

I won't ask for a recap, but would someone please explain SSF, hlf and BT?”

Take your eye off this thread for even a moment and you're lost. We can change the subject quicker than a Strictly celeb can change costume in the final.

SSF = Sweaty, Smug Farmer or Smug, Sweaty Farmer
hlf = his little face. Sometimes rendered "his ickle face" by the soppier unappreciator. Gavin has emerged as this year's thread pet.
BT = Bad Tranny.
Agent Krycek
22-12-2010
Strange celeb pairings of our time. David Haye is on Celeb Who Wants to be a Millionaire this week paired with.....BoD
kittles
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Strange celeb pairings of our time. David Haye is on Celeb Who Wants to be a Millionaire this week paired with.....BoD ”

no it can't possibly by her AF because you know she's not a media whore, no no she only did SCD because they begged. If it were up to her she'd never be seen again on the TV

I hate the Torygraph with a passion

I also think Julia Assange needs to be told "no-one is looking at you dear" next time he jumps up and down shouting " I have more big secrests to tell that are v important, I do I do" - what an arse that man is

and finally how the hell did DJ manage to go on holiday again now SCD is over??
mimi dlc
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by kittles:
“no it can't possibly by her AF because you know she's not a media whore, no no she only did SCD because they begged. If it were up to her she'd never be seen again on the TV

I hate the Torygraph with a passion

I also think Julia Assange needs to be told "no-one is looking at you dear" next time he jumps up and down shouting " I have more big secrests to tell that are v important, I do I do" - what an arse that man is

and finally how the hell did DJ manage to go on holiday again now SCD is over??”

The mods wanted to send him during saturday's show but Heathrow was closed
kittles
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“The mods wanted to send him during saturday's show but Heathrow was closed”

so he spent last night sleeping on the floor with his suitcase
phoebefair
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by kittles:
“ so he spent last night sleeping on the floor with his suitcase”

But he's not got his jacket, poor darling will freeze to death.
Hope the mods are happy with blood on their hands.
Button62
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Strange celeb pairings of our time. David Haye is on Celeb Who Wants to be a Millionaire this week paired with.....BoD ”


I wonder what conditions have been laid down before she honoured the show with her prescence ?
rossyrahrah
22-12-2010
Presumably she'll fly in, be lifted onto the very high stool by a hoist and there's to be no questions about bottoms and stuff.

Can't believe Notgoalie's lost again. We should have kept him tied to Alli-F
mindyann
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by Button62:
“I wonder what conditions have been laid down before she honoured the show with her prescence ?”

She can only be asked questions she knows the answer too?
She will refuse to answer any question of a slightly norty nature?
She will only appear if she can wear double leggings with the 'Milliioinaire' logo in sparkly trim round the bottom?

I'm just surprised she agreed to do appear as part of a group performance.
mindyann
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“The mods wanted to send him during saturday's show but Heathrow was closed”

phoebefair
22-12-2010
Unappreciate that after yesterday's revelations from them both I think the Festive Season in the Stephenson-Connolly household must be a nightmare of whoopie cushions, chocolates shaped like private parts, balloons that fart around the room, tasteless jokes, rude charades and genitals served on plates underneath the mince pies.

Oh the hilarity.
rossyrahrah
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“I'm just surprised she agreed to do appear as part of a group performance.”

Perhaps she'll lie on the floor with one leg in the air waiting for David Haye to heft her around the studio.
Kmc1978
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Perhaps she'll lie on the floor with one leg in the air waiting for David Haye to heft her around the studio.”

If we all wish hard enough, maybe he'll swing her round and lob her out of the studio.
Kmc1978
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“Unappreciate that after yesterday's revelations from them both I think the Festive Season in the Stephenson-Connolly household must be a nightmare of whoopie cushions, chocolates shaped like private parts, balloons that fart around the room, tasteless jokes, rude charades and genitals served on plates underneath the mince pies.

Oh the hilarity.”

I get the feeling that they probably buy penis shaped pasta for dinner parties... i've just made myself vomit
mimi dlc
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Perhaps she'll lie on the floor with one leg in the air waiting for David Haye to heft her around the studio.”

He's a boxer, not a weightlifter...
rossyrahrah
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“He's a boxer, not a weightlifter...”

Maybe he's there to fulfil everyone's christmas wish and chin her on live tv?
kittles
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Maybe he's there to fulfil everyone's christmas wish and chin her on live tv?”

are you wishing actual physical violence on that harmless penisoner - how very dare you???
phoebefair
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“I get the feeling that they probably buy penis shaped pasta for dinner parties... i've just made myself vomit”

Imagine being their daughter and taking your boyfriend home for the first (and probably last) time.
rossyrahrah
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by kittles:
“are you wishing actual physical violence on that harmless penisoner - how very dare you???”

*snerk*

Ole Hamela might appreciate that

And yes, yes I am. I might even include it in my letter to Santa
kittles
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“*snerk*

Ole Hamela might appreciate that

And yes, yes I am. I might even include it in my letter to Santa”

keerist! I blame reading the BT thread

I need to non appreciate that people belive the things they read in red tops
crunchie crisp
22-12-2010
Originally Posted by rossyrahrah:
“Maybe he's there to fulfil everyone's christmas wish and chin her on live tv?”

Please let it be so
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