I do find it very funny that the BBC, who hate Voldemort Murdoch as much as Vince does, broke the story. Something about glass houses and stones comes to mind.

Peston WOULD sell his granny for a by-line

I'm very good at the AS - All Slippy - and PD - Plods Dumpily.
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Bet he had a lot of stories about the Crowther - and none of them good.


You know a laydee should never travel without a dongle.

Hi all, seem to have missed a part and a half! No idea how that happenend.

I won't ask for a recap, but would someone please explain SSF, hlf and BT?

Take your eye off this thread for even a moment and you're lost. We can change the subject quicker than a Strictly celeb can change costume in the final.

SSF = Sweaty, Smug Farmer or Smug, Sweaty Farmer
hlf = his little face. Sometimes rendered "his ickle face" by the soppier unappreciator. Gavin has emerged as this year's thread pet.
BT = Bad Tranny.

Strange celeb pairings of our time. David Haye is on Celeb Who Wants to be a Millionaire this week paired with.....BoD

no it can't possibly by her AF because you know she's not a media whore, no no she only did SCD because they begged. If it were up to her she'd never be seen again on the TV

I hate the Torygraph with a passion

I also think Julia Assange needs to be told "no-one is looking at you dear" next time he jumps up and down shouting " I have more big secrests to tell that are v important, I do I do" - what an arse that man is

and finally how the hell did DJ manage to go on holiday again now SCD is over??

The mods wanted to send him during saturday's show but Heathrow was closed

so he spent last night sleeping on the floor with his suitcase

But he's not got his jacket, poor darling will freeze to death.
Hope the mods are happy with blood on their hands.

I wonder what conditions have been laid down before she honoured the show with her prescence ?

Presumably she'll fly in, be lifted onto the very high stool by a hoist and there's to be no questions about bottoms and stuff.

Can't believe Notgoalie's lost again. We should have kept him tied to Alli-F

She can only be asked questions she knows the answer too?
She will refuse to answer any question of a slightly norty nature?
She will only appear if she can wear double leggings with the 'Milliioinaire' logo in sparkly trim round the bottom?

I'm just surprised she agreed to do appear as part of a group performance.

Unappreciate that after yesterday's revelations from them both I think the Festive Season in the Stephenson-Connolly household must be a nightmare of whoopie cushions, chocolates shaped like private parts, balloons that fart around the room, tasteless jokes, rude charades and genitals served on plates underneath the mince pies.

Oh the hilarity.

Perhaps she'll lie on the floor with one leg in the air waiting for David Haye to heft her around the studio.

If we all wish hard enough, maybe he'll swing her round and lob her out of the studio.

I get the feeling that they probably buy penis shaped pasta for dinner parties... i've just made myself vomit

He's a boxer, not a weightlifter...

Maybe he's there to fulfil everyone's christmas wish and chin her on live tv?

are you wishing actual physical violence on that harmless penisoner - how very dare you???

Imagine being their daughter and taking your boyfriend home for the first (and probably last) time.

*snerk*

Ole Hamela might appreciate that

And yes, yes I am. I might even include it in my letter to Santa

keerist! I blame reading the BT thread

I need to non appreciate that people belive the things they read in red tops

Please let it be so