I find the whole affair rumour ludicrous. Admittedly that's because I find Matt about as sexual as plain cottage cheese.

Appreciate your post about Ramps' hidden passionate depths. *fans self and heads off for a lie down*

I don't think Ramps affair came out until after Strictly .

I remember thinking that Karen must have been giutted that it wasn't her.

And good job that dancing Vince hasn't had to resign, that would have been awkward for the Christmas Special editors.

noooo - it came out around the time of the rumba meltdown I think

It was definitely during the series

nah they'd just changed the voice over from Vince cable business secretay to vince cable MP

it is ludicrous and I find it really scary that it's being given the credence it has been on here by people basically going "oh well no smoke without fire"

if Brucie, Tess or the judges had made any mention of his job they might have to edit out that entire part.

What a shame.

I know I am a bit of a tart, but I think it's a bit of a storm in a teacup. Bottom touching is a bit tame really.

I know I can't belive the amount of effort being put into discussing it and that I'm doing it as well - I need to non appreciate myself for doing so

I need to non appreciate that I used bit 3 times in my last post.

Bit off more than you could chew?

I would like to appreciate winning a rather large hamper with stuff.

I would like to unappreciate the continuing water situation.

I would like to unappreciate how bloody cold it is.

I love Jeff Goldblum too - and Leonard Cohen is akin to god imo.

I have actually met Alan Davies - albeit briefly - and he was completely lovely and charming and very very funny. A couple of good friends of mine spent rather more time in his company and they agreed with me.

Nah you'd need Geoff Capes to do that.

On second thoughts, you'd need a JCB.

I'm surprised Antonia DeBerque hasn't had to make a block booking with an Osteopath.

I just think of him as a biter

here

Lepers!!!! Sorry watching ben hur

Just read that Matt said Aliona "choreographed what he was thinking".

Anyone know how to administer ECT?

I think he's busy with his therapist at the mo

With a pronounced giggle - Vince obviously lurves a giggler. Makes him launch his nuclear missiles.

God - how embarrassing was that. What are men like? I wonder if the urbane Mrs Cable has explained to him precisely what a prat he's made of himself.

Not Doctor Pamela???????????????????

Unappreciating that notgoalie isn't around to give his opinion of Pam's AT. Can anyone ask him what he thinks and relay it back please?

Link's not working for me hun.

Where can you see it?

ETA don't worry I found it!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Been Christmas shopping and would like to unappreciate...

*my Torville and Dean impressions as I slithered down the high street - I knew those ice skating lessons as a kid would be useful someday

*WH Smith having a ramped entrance covered in icy slush - an irate male shopper went to the counter and told them to 'get it f*ckin' sorted before someone broke their f*ckin' neck!'

*muppets driving at 20mph on a 40mph road when it was absolutely OK and other muppets driving minus headlights when it was a near blizzard

*and just for the record...mince pies....I'm not a fan

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00cxt5f


Maybe sofakat can cast her eye over it if she's around.

was it Gordon Ramsay?

noooooooooooooooooo she snogged him!!!!