Yeah, thanks for that.

I hate to say it, but I'd prefer Tess, she did an okay job stepping in for Bruce last year, and if she's only got to read autocue she'd be okay, and it would cut out the stupid simpering etc

After my horrible journey home on Saturday, I was lying in bed, waiting to die (I'm a drama queen and I don't really care ) I was flicking channels during the faffing on SCD and saw Kara's ex on The Cube - seriously, Kara, question, what on earth did you ever see in the ****end Joe Swash

He was punching well above his weight, and even if I don't fancy Artem myself (god knows I've tried), if you have traded up to him, well done girl, much the better option.

I'd prefer Tess too, I like her a lot more in the presenter role than the probing for questions/embarassing bit on the side.

Unappreciating Kara's ex using her win to get himself some publicity. "Kara was the last to see me naked." Classy.

EW EW EW!!

Warning - not for the faint hearted!

Or vegetarians....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-surprise.html

I'm quite warm, but I am wearing two vests and my golf padded trousers.

And although they are rubbish outside in snow, my FUGG boots are keeping my feet very toasty

Tess wasn't too bad presenting and it least it stopped her being in the Tess pit perving.

Never heard of Joe Swash, just googled him, and Tara what were you thinking, he is definitely an O - never not in a million years.

i had fair warning so i can't blame you Mimi, but

*shudders and vomits in own mouth slightly*

Hope you get to where you need to be sofakat.

Totally unappreciating the cold and the fact the melted/re-frozen/a bit more melted/a bit more frozen remnants of the snow is now covered in a layer of icy sleet and is lethal squared!

Isn't Vernon Kay currently baffling the Americans with his wandering accent on something like Strictly Come Ice Dancing With The Stars?

Wow, he and Pamela really are soulmates aren't they

Oh pulease, puke smiley, would be very tempted to stick my fork somewhere, bet parties at their house are a barrel of laffs, plus Kathy Lette would probably be there, just thrown my invite to Hogmany at the Connellys in the bin, defrinitely not going there, evah.

There isn't enough ewwwwwww in the world

Match made in Scotland (make of that what you will )

I want Tess to go away and take her polyester wardrobe with her. I can't listen to her or her stupid mispronunciations. I also hate her 'air hostess hands' and the way she holds those cards as though she's about to flog you a cheap bus booze tour to Fuengirola.

It pains me to say this, because I know how you DOTS feel, but I LIKE John Barrowman, as long as he doesn't sing. He can be very funny, and he is handsome

Stop throwing Pringles at me!

Yeah, Joe Swash Ugh! Loud, common and tasteless. Real oik, and ugly with it. And that voice - Aaarghhhhhhh!

Oh gawd! Disgusting. Mims - what the f*** were you doing reading that loo roll of a rag? I'm shocked, I tell ya!

I like John Barrowman too. Just not for Strictly, he knows Craig and Bruno too well and I just think with his personality he's going to get inappropriate on the show. He's got very close to it on ITT with Craig a few times. I like that slight edge but I just don't think it's right for Strictly.

I have so many better things to do with a Pringle than lob it at you *nomnomnom*

I like Barrowman, he's very handsome and a little bit naughty and he's Captain Jack of course.

I think muscular, handsome gays are just that little bit too threatening for some out there. The british like their gays to be wearing pink and squealing "I'm free" imo.

Must just appreciate that I'm off work for 2 weeks now and covered in a snuggly blanket and bagpuss hot water bottle

My second choice would be Graham Norton. Yeah, I know. Fag hag. Always have been Love the humour and the quick wit. They don't letch either - like disgusting Brucie - or have to remind you of what they once were (Len and Brucie - old fools!).

Especially when there's no way we can have Tom Bergeron from DWTS

Oh, I think you're right rossy. I have come across some straight men who do not understand, or really resent, how much women love gorgeous gay men. My ex was the exception, but he was a bit of a gay icon himself (where he worked) and totally comfortable with gay men. Two of them cried at his leaving party and pretend slapped me for nabbing him!

Oops, nearly forgot - have a fab two weeks of sluttiness!
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Well, that may form part of the plan too, but who told you?

Best of luck with that there London sweetie x

Scots are going eeeeeeuuuuuuuw as well

Me too great innit

Please let it be Julian Clary who fills Bruce's shoes

I'd love Tom to be the host but failing that Graham

One of my <many > bugbears with Bruce is the way he talks over the judges and does his own judgey comments and I just wonder if John Barrowman would be similar. I'd just like a host to well ... host ... really

I'm not sure where the BarrowHate comes from either.

I mean, I've not seen him as a presenter, only on Torchwood, but he's done a lot of presenting work over the past few years. He also has some dancing experience, and God knows he can't be a worse singer than Bruce.

So he seems qualified on paper.

Is it simply that people don't like him, or what?

Ummm, because there's no campness on Strictly, you mean?