Hee hee thanks.

PS
to do a multi quote, find the post you want to quote, look along the bottom right of the post and you will see four blue boxes.
Edit, Quote, and two small boxes. Hover your mouse over the small box next to the Quote one and you will get a pop up saying 'multi quote this message.' I think the last box pop up is 'quick reply.'

Anyway its the third box along you need to click on.

Then you do that for each post you want to multi quote
then click on the 'add reply' box underneath the last post in the thread.

You will then have all the posts you have chosen in the message box for you to add your comments to.



Hope that helps.
xxx

Yes! Never been able to do that. But in this instance I meant split up the original post and reply to each bit separately - I think I have sussed a method but it's a bit long-winded.

So, let me get this right ............... they got rid of Deadknees instead of Johnson???

yip, even after her drunken husband had been so eloquent

Did you know she was 52 and had 4 jobs 3 now

Aah, gutted I missed slithering on ice.

Just had to share this, warning do not read while ingesting liquids, I am not responsible for screen damage.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/6101/1...february-2011/

Welshmen/windchimes????????????

A dozen Gavin Henson's tied to a tree - would make some people on this forum tres happy.

I am in physical pain here

I've actually sat and read the entire site (joys of being unemployed!) and I couldn't breathe properly, crying with laughter at all of them.

Morning All 'Non-appreciators'!

Today is Wednesday so forget 'Dithering On Ice' and think 'Masterchef' with Wallace and Vomit

Can I seriously unappreciate Pudding Face Polly ?

She makes me want to smash her face into a vat of her watery custard.

Even Mr Gump - normally the most mild mannered and tamest of creatures - knits his silvery eyebrows when she appears on his beloved plasma screen

I'm with Mr Grump - although my most grrr-ey is Jackie-I've-been-to-Thailand-did-you-know.

Has Jackie (I'm so jittery you'd think I'd been wired into the electrical sockets) really been to Thailand

I did not know that...almost spookily like I didn't know that Pamela Connelly Stephenson was a psychologist...what are the odds

Bet you didn't know Tom Chambers got married!!!

Well, I'll go to the bottom of our stairs*....he never did?!?

I didn't even know he was betrothed

Can I take a moment to unappreciate Mr Gump's art?

He has been going to Art Classes for more than two years and keeps bringing home 'offerings'.

*I have managed to find a dark corner under the stairs to display them in a little 'gallery' but every time I go to get the hoover out they scare the bejeesus outta me

Pssst - wanna know a secret? Pamela is married to a comedian!! Keep it under your hat until I've winkled out who he is...

Like the gallery under the stairs. Do you put on shows of children's work too? I've got an extensive collection of them, especially slightly tatty ones which have been on the kitchen cupboards but they still can't bear to throw away....

And finally some proper unappreciation. I expect you can guess the poster I mean, who keeps starting threads designed to stir up controversy (usually with little regard for the conventions of grammar and punctuation, never mind the minor detail of making sense). As it's the off-season he's not had much joy so far thank goodness, but I still find it intensely irritating.
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The headlines on DS when I log on make me laugh, never read the full story but. .....

Simon Cowell - Idol is better without me - Yep
Charlie Sheen - I am losing my mind - Yep

Don't watch Masterchef, I know I should watch cookery programmes seeing as how I am learning to cook, but I hate them, only thing more boring than cooking is watching someone cook

Decided to have a clear out, so now instead of having things stashed in cupboards waiting to be sorted through they are now sitting in piles on the floor, it's a bloody obstacle course in my house.

Alright, some one, Mrs Gump?, anyone?, please what the hell does 'I'll go to the foot of our stairs mean' ? I am a northern lass on my mum's side and that along with 'He fell in a muck cart and thought it was a wedding' were two of my grans favourite sayings, I have never known what they meant - she was always coming out with things which made me go WTF.

Knock me down with a feather

Aw thanks, one of the great mysteries of my life solved - can't say I really get it though, I mean why the foot of the stairs?? oh well

I really don't know why its the foot of the stairs either

Must be one of those 'Great Northern Mysteries'.....

...could be from the sort of Dark Ages times when everyone lived in mud huts and if you said "Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!" as an expression of astonishment...you would be astonished if you 'went to the foot of your stairs' because there wouldn't be any stairs there...it being a single storey mud hut and all.....

...well, it makes sense to me....sort of

Apparently it derrives from the fact that the lavatory used to be, traditionally, at the foot of the main stairwell. Phrase therefore ultimately meaning "I am so surprised I have shat myself".

God bless the Norf.

Oh well done Monkseal!

I like your explanation much better then mine

So You think you can Dance UK is back in a few weeks.(likely to be on Saturday March 26th).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pro...unplaced_dance

It will run for longer this year. The top 20 will go through to the live shows, up from 14 last year.

And mine


Oh thank you - that's brilliant

I think I watched a bit of 'So You Think You Can Dance' with Ms Gump once with Toothsome Nigel and I'm Not Old Arlene.

I quite liked some of it but I just can't get away with the hippy-hoppy stuff...it all just looks and sounds the sameto me and I don't mind admitting (yes, Arlene...I'm looking at you) that maybe its 'cos I'm getting on a bit

(I'm not as old as Arlene though....she's flippin' ancient)