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Favourite moments of the series
Just a thread so that we can remember the funny, spectacular, and downright cringeworthy moments of this series!
I'll start: Rayleigh's "it was... it was shameful!" In week 1 The infamous Battle of Trafalgar Square |
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Stuart's critique of the Baby Glow- absolutely spot on but given in the coldest way.
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When Sugar compared Melissa to a knock off DVD.
Classic. |
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Melissa and the breadroll in front of the customer "So how much is it for one bread roll" "Well according to my calculations (after spending ages in front of the customer trying to work it out) it's £1.82" lol.
"It was shameful" Stuart getting fired and all the bitchy looks at the end of each show normally between Stella and someone (Stuart) on the sofas. |
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Also Melissas comments when she got fired.
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Chris in the boardroom - I'm not a loser Lord Sugar, well obviously I am a loser in terms of the numbers, but'!
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I think it was Sandeesh when she was doing her pitch..."Like cholera, this product is going viral"
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I have a whole field of ponies...
...and did anybody notice The Brand (TM)'s freudian slip of telling Laura that she would get some (excessively masculine) metal 'up you' not 'through you'? |
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Stuart making a complete pratt of himself with an OTT impression of Joanna and the immediate cut to her extremely calm and professional sales pitch.
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My favourites were from the selling crisps in Hamburg episode. Laura talking fast and the cafe owner deriding the product.
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Shibby asking Paloma in the boardroom if she did or didn't slag of Sandeesh, and then Paloma's bare faced lie with Sandeesh giving Paloma a look that can kill.
Shibby rolling up with 16 bread rolls out of an order of 1000s. Raleigh's 'It's shameful!' speech. Nick in general, especially his 'like a tramp on chips' quip. Jamie's bus tour to see the second largest river in London, Westminster Abbey the Church, and Big Ben - each face being 20 diametres in width. |
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The Battle of Old Compton Street
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London's second largest river
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All of Nick's facial expressions
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Jamie's commentary on the London bus tour. Classic.
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Jamie's bus tour to see the second largest river in London, Westminster Abbey the Church, and Big Ben - each face being 20 diametres in width.
![]() and not forgetting the over the top Sweeney Todd description and the faces of all the tourists ![]()
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"It was SHAMEFUL!"
"I have a whole field of ponies" Baggsy getting his German mixed up - "Pleased to meet you, this is my male colleague Laura" The guys convincing Stella to be the model and going shopping for skimpy outfits! Shibby making 16 out of 1000 bread rolls and his great advice to the chef about what to say to his customers - "Tell them to go on the Atkins Diet" |
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Your not a big fish, your not even a fish!
Best line of the whole series for me |
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The funniest moments for me were:
"It was SHAMEFUL!" - with the finger pointing emphatically! Stella answering the phone, listening and then slamming it down with no words spoken at all! Laura talking 90 to the dozen to the German guy after being specifically told by Stuart to speak slowly. Them trying to assemble that shambolic Bookeze thing! Stuart (looking at a white sausage): "I've got one of them" Alex giving directions to their store from his stand via about 8 different locations in the Trafford Centre! Joanna on Jamie's case during the tour task. " What are you thinking Jamie?"!!!!! |
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Stubaggs describing tourists as "Big moneybags ready for me to dip my hands into" *Hannible Lecter slurps*
Paloma promising the moon-on-a-stick to bakery customers, and then deriding the bakery workers as bone idle for not being able to deliver the undeliverable. Melissa "They shall be Karmically Retributed!" |
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Stella getting lost on the tour of London was quite amusing and Jamie saying it was '20 diameters in width' comment, or something of that extent!
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The Battle of Old Compton Street
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The Brand: Sprechen Sie mit Herr Langdorf?
And: Sprechen Sie mit der Manager? Do you speak with Mr Langdorf? Do you speak with the manager? If The Brand doesn't know, how would I? ![]() Imagine getting that call? WHAT?
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Anything with Laura. Quote:
...and did anybody notice The Brand (TM)'s freudian slip of telling Laura that she would get some (excessively masculine) metal 'up you' not 'through you'?
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My favourites were from the selling crisps in Hamburg episode. Laura talking fast and the cafe owner deriding the product.
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Jamie's bus tour
Stuart's field of ponies Stuart's face in the boardroom when his team won the challenge Margaret, Jamie and the third nipple |
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