*kicks JC's snoring unsexy butt out of thread*
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 4)
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The James Brown of this thread has arrived!
"sings I'm just a sex machine - Get On Down"
Beat that you unsexy lot (especially Hoots)
"sings I'm just a sex machine - Get On Down"
Beat that you unsexy lot (especially Hoots)
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“The James Brown of this thread has arrived!
"sings I'm just a sex machine - Get On Down"
Beat that you unsexy lot (especially Hoots)”
“The James Brown of this thread has arrived!
"sings I'm just a sex machine - Get On Down"
Beat that you unsexy lot (especially Hoots)”
You are more like the Walrus of Lurrrve....
And he might SOUND sexy, but he don't LOOK it 
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Morning
Not sure if I'm still a lesbian this morning but we'll see what the day brings.”
“Morning
Not sure if I'm still a lesbian this morning but we'll see what the day brings.
”
*gives itwasn'tme a smouldering look*
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Morning Twassy, my darling.
That answers the last question!
”
“Morning Twassy, my darling.
That answers the last question!
”
*bats eyelashes seductively*
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Morning
Not sure if I'm still a lesbian this morning but we'll see what the day brings.”
“Morning
Not sure if I'm still a lesbian this morning but we'll see what the day brings.
”
Who did you wake up with ?
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Today I shall be mostly wearing a skimpy black thong
”
“Today I shall be mostly wearing a skimpy black thong
”
It will look silly around your head!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“He never did. None of you do, compared with me.”
“He never did. None of you do, compared with me.”
Correction Martin R Hoots was has never been a `he`! BTW I is fabulous, now shove orf
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Who did you wake up with ?”
“Who did you wake up with ?”
I will leave that to your imagination.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“" poses with hands on hips.pouting seductively"”
“" poses with hands on hips.pouting seductively"
”
You look a right wally!
This is how you do it....
*poses with hands on hips, pouting seductively*
Away with you poseurs!
I have no need of hip holding pseudo sexiness.
Sexiness is rightfully mine!
Psst twass have you seen my duvet?
I have no need of hip holding pseudo sexiness.
Sexiness is rightfully mine!
Psst twass have you seen my duvet?
It does too Smokey, have you seen the garden? The roses are lovely at this time of year, here, let me help you to the door...
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Correction Martin R Hoots was has never been a `he`!”
“Correction Martin R Hoots was has never been a `he`!”
Whatever you are, you are not sexy.
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“This evening I will mostly be wearing suspenders and stockings”
“This evening I will mostly be wearing suspenders and stockings
”
It will be a little draughty!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I may have nicked your duvet to pose sexily on Mr Carter”
“I may have nicked your duvet to pose sexily on Mr Carter
”
You're posing sexily on Mr Carter? Does that mean I'm surlus to requirements? And after I changed sides for you?
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