hmmmmmm

Tut! Look at state of this place it's almost as if someone who was the total opposite of sexiness.................

Well it's mine now!

Four hours of total sexy bliss was had here John Carter, til you and your moobs showed up!!!

Coooeeeeee!

There's only room for one sex goddess in this thread, and I is it, so tata itwasn't me!

Sex goddess? Away with your floaty rose petals and bubbles, it's time for some sweaty hairy manly sexiness.

Stand back! Release the moobs!

*screams with horror* And put your sweaty hairy things back inside several layers of clothing !!!

Ha I've got a string vest on, see how sexy the moobs are? How can you not just leave and allow me to wallow in my rightful thread?

I imagine you've got grubby white sports socks on with sandals, shiny polyester trousers that are too short but the waistband tucks under the moobs, and your t shirt tucked in it And back hair sprouting from the t shirt neck

How dare you?? I don't have back hair, I have shoulder hair, another reason for the sexiness to be mine!

*wrestles John Carter to the floor, gets out wax strips, and rips all the shoulder hair out by the follicles ignoring screams for mercy*

Any more of your nonsense and I'll do the moobs as well! Now go and play in the politics forum and leave me to rule this thread

Such violence! You must be desperate for the sexiness which deep down you know is really mine!

I go out for the afternoon, and come back and find there is a lot of squabbling going on. A sexy person doesn't squabble, because he (me) knows he is, and so do you all in your heart of hearts.

Twassington is that you in the bath of petals? I will watch the picture until the petals float away!

It's the me of my imagination I might be a dress size or so bigger and a few years older But still sexy!!!!

Please send a current photo of you lying in the bath !!!!!!!!!!

PS How many dress sizes? How many years older ?

Oh very well then, here you go

Two sizes and about 25 years

Oh dear, I thought you would be something like this

Certainly not! Any more of your cheek and I'll be waxing some of YOUR bits and bobs as well!

"enters thread and strikes ultra sexy pose"

You leave my bits and bobs alone, unless you look more like this and then you wax all my hairy bits !!

Going to have to leave you lot on your best behaviour till later this evening!

Fine with me!!

*revels in sexy solitude*

I canna bow to meself

I know you can't because of course you were waiting for me!

Lovely weather we've been having isn't it?