Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Wouldn't have guessed.”
“Wouldn't have guessed.”
Awww, it's Mr Grouch. Loosen up, let your sexiness shine. Assuming you have any?
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 4)
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Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Awww, it's Mr Grouch. Loosen up, let your sexiness shine. Assuming you have any?”
“Awww, it's Mr Grouch. Loosen up, let your sexiness shine. Assuming you have any?
”
I am hanging fine, thanks! No need to loosen up
He has zero sex appeal itwasn'tme, like that twonk Smokey Bacon and that John Carter bloke.....hopelessly deluded, the lot of them.
WHereas moi, on the other hand................
WHereas moi, on the other hand................
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am hanging fine, thanks! No need to loosen up”
“I am hanging fine, thanks! No need to loosen up
”
To the left or the right
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I am hanging fine, thanks! No need to loosen up”
“I am hanging fine, thanks! No need to loosen up
”
Hmmm, 'hanging' doesn't sound very sexy.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“He has zero sex appeal itwasn'tme, like that twonk Smokey Bacon and that John Carter bloke.....hopelessly deluded, the lot of them.
WHereas moi, on the other hand................”
“He has zero sex appeal itwasn'tme, like that twonk Smokey Bacon and that John Carter bloke.....hopelessly deluded, the lot of them.
WHereas moi, on the other hand................
”
Ok, I'll admit you are a tad sexy but only a tad.
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Ok, I'll admit you are a tad sexy but only a tad.”
“Ok, I'll admit you are a tad sexy but only a tad.
”
Prepare to be snogged! MWAHHHH!!!! 
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Straight down !”
“Straight down !”
Dear god, that means you're naked.....what a horrible thought
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Prepare to be snogged! MWAHHHH!!!!
Dear god, that means you're naked.....what a horrible thought ”
“
Prepare to be snogged! MWAHHHH!!!! Dear god, that means you're naked.....what a horrible thought ”
You would pay good money to see me naked.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Prepare to be snogged! MWAHHHH!!!!
”
“
Prepare to be snogged! MWAHHHH!!!! ”
Would it be wrong to say I enjoyed that?
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“ ”
“
”
Okay, I will start taking bids for who wants to see me naked. The highest bidder wins a photo of me !!
Listen to this please!
The nork flashing, down dangling, shiny sexiness flaunting, lycra veg pouch posing, and butt-crack teasing is a travesty of sexiness and must stop now!
The bisexual tongue teasing between twass and itwasn't me can however continue in full colour, with bootleg DVD s on sale for only a tenner guv!
The nork flashing, down dangling, shiny sexiness flaunting, lycra veg pouch posing, and butt-crack teasing is a travesty of sexiness and must stop now!
The bisexual tongue teasing between twass and itwasn't me can however continue in full colour, with bootleg DVD s on sale for only a tenner guv!
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“Would it be wrong to say I enjoyed that?”
“Would it be wrong to say I enjoyed that?
”
Shall we just leave those two bickering about their respective horrible nakedness the like of which no amount of money would be sufficient to pay NOT to see it, and own this thread entirely by having a bit of girl on girl??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Shall we just leave those two bickering about their respective horrible nakedness the like of which no amount of money would be sufficient to pay NOT to see it, and own this thread entirely by having a bit of girl on girl??”
“Shall we just leave those two bickering about their respective horrible nakedness the like of which no amount of money would be sufficient to pay NOT to see it, and own this thread entirely by having a bit of girl on girl??
”
Don't mind me, just cleaning the drool off the floor...............at least I think it's drool
Martin!.
And WE will be pocketing the proceeds of the bootleg videos thank you very much, we need the money to keep us in skimpy lacy things and lip gloss and the like
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Shall we just leave those two bickering about their respective horrible nakedness the like of which no amount of money would be sufficient to pay NOT to see it, and own this thread entirely by having a bit of girl on girl??”
“Shall we just leave those two bickering about their respective horrible nakedness the like of which no amount of money would be sufficient to pay NOT to see it, and own this thread entirely by having a bit of girl on girl??
”
It would be rude not to.
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Don't mind me, just cleaning the drool off the floor...............at least I think it's drool Martin!.”
“Don't mind me, just cleaning the drool off the floor...............at least I think it's drool
Martin!.”
Originally Posted by John Carter:
“Don't mind me, just cleaning the drool off the floor...............at least I think it's drool Martin!.”
“Don't mind me, just cleaning the drool off the floor...............at least I think it's drool
Martin!.”
Originally Posted by itwasn'tme:
“It would be rude not to.”
“It would be rude not to.
”
*takes itwasn't me in a feminine yet firm embrace, stares deeply into her eyes, and swoons into a lingering lip blistering smooch*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*takes itwasn't me in a feminine yet firm embrace, stares deeply into her eyes, and swoons into a lingering lip blistering smooch*”
“*takes itwasn't me in a feminine yet firm embrace, stares deeply into her eyes, and swoons into a lingering lip blistering smooch*
”
itwasn'tme for the first time in her life is speechless!
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