michelle commits a murder ....call the police call ofcom .....call someone ...please

Michelle says people behind the scenes were shouting while she was singing...

It was probably them shouting 'quick she is going to sing put the ear muffs on or run for your lives'....

shes whining about the bouquet now...

stuaarrrttt who caught the bouquettttt???

*stuart shifts uncomftably*

err.. michelle did...um leave me out of this..

Still murdering the song, still whinging about the bouquet...

i siuppose when youre concentrating so hard on the lyrics its easy to confuse shouting with screaming and pleading

Sure she didn't say laughing?


Anyway, what time does the ruck start?

omg..the boot race on michelle

he he he
see Michelles face just then ??
Cor daggers.

og God, she is still whinging on apart the part she got

Mardy arsed little bitch....!!!!

This house has an atmosphere tonight...

I can see things kicking off big time soon.....

It is like a bomb just waiting to go off...

FFS! Can Michelle be any more self centered?

She says she isn't stamping her feet, blimey! Stu, leave the poxy faced windbag to sulk on her own!

GOd I never thought I'd ever say this about anyone and have come close with Jason (who did well at the service) but Meeechelle.......FOAD!!!!"!!!!

This is scarey! Michelle *really* has made herself believe she caught the bouquet! Nadia had and she managed to whisk it away before Michelle even touched it. In fact I don't think Michelle touched it at all.

"I'm not stamping my feet" Hmmm...

Ahhh aint that nice of Stu to say 'he knows (he doesnt have to stay with her)'

Michelle still pissed off about not being the bride.

She does know it's not a reall wedding. doesn't she?

What's almost as scarey is Stuart has suspended disbelief and is joining her in the self-deception.

Of course! - it's early yet!

Oh god here we go again Michelle and Stuart kissing...

Watch out Stuart - she will be dragging you under the table again soon..

"Are they laughing at me singing?"

Only them, and the rest of the country.

seriously, has there ever been a more spiteful spoilt self-obsessed person on the telly ever?

Michelle: "Were they laughing at me singing?"

I am absolutely creased up here!

ARRGGH cant we see the LR rather than having to watch Michelle WALLOW

Anger anger anger witless spiteful self centered stupid cow anger anger anger