Speaking of sausages...
A couple of months ago I was up at my best friends house. Her little boy would have been 21/22 months old at the time. She cooked the three of us sausage, chips and beans and obviously cut the boys up into tiny pieces.
Me and her had finished ours and were talking in the kitchen when he comes in with his half finished dinner and puts it on a little table right in front of me. Closely following him was the dog knowing he would be getting all the left overs.
I bent over picked up a piece of sausage and went back to the living room, next thing I know the boy is toddling behind me, massive grin on his face, with a piece of sausage to give to me! I took it said "thanks" and he ran to the kitchen and got a second piece, then a third. All the time the dog is watching, not looking very impressed.
On the fourth run the dog just thought "screw this" and leapt up, snatched the sausage out of the boys hand and ran into the corner to eat it.
It took him a second to realise what happened but he looked at his empty hand, looked at me, and realising he had nothing to give me, promptly burst into tears.
I picked him up for a cuddle while wetting myself laughing.

I've posted about this on the pet forum before, but my cat Frodo had been on a diet for some time, yet was continuing to gain weight and we just couldn't work out how he was managing it... until my Husband walked in on him one day with his head in the bag of dry dog food! He'd been helping himself for months.

We moved it to the top of a cupboard and it seemed that was the end of it, until we caught him like this
Food raid

It's locked in a cupboard these days. (the food, not the cat!)

PMSL He's a resourceful little devil isn't he.

My cat loves 'people food'. Treated myself to some KFC the other day, brought it home, as soon as I sat down he was up on my lap trying to nibble a piece of chicken I was holding then when I said no he sat there staring at the chicken and me making me feel like a right selfish git lol.

When I was baking some cakes for a friend, I went to answer the phone, and when I came back to the kitchen, my cat Mr Dibbles, now dearly departed , had pulled one of the cakes off the cooling rack and was tucking in!!!

Never had "who ate all the pies?" been more appropriate

He scoffed the icing and then nudged the rest of the cake off the counter and onto the floor and trotted out of the kitchen tail in the air!!!

http://i1044.photobucket.com/albums/...allthepies.jpg