Apart from Nadia !!!

BB might have to go with the crying baby in a minute as no-one is up properly

BC

I can hear sniffing. Jason must be awake.

What is the story with his sniffing? It's not very attractive is it?

Is any of him attractive . ??

even without the sniffing jason would still be unattractive full stop

BC

whatsa matta youuuuu

I heard him blaming it on the air conditioning. He says his nose is permanently blocked.

Totally agree ladies nothing on him is attractive

But he spends most of his time in that bloody snug. Is that airconditioned too?

nadia's had enough and got up
shell moving
vic laughing

BC

S & M in the snug singing shaddapayaface whilst cuddling.

... aaaaaah, shudup'a'ya face ...

What on earth are they doing???

Argh; Michelle singing Shaddupyaface.

SHADDUPYAMOONFACE!

Oh god, now it's a duet.

And she's now berating Stu for singing it wrong.

Stuart looks happy in a vacant, spaced out kind of way. Mind you, I'm not sure hes opened his eyes yet.

Victor is back in bed.

Good morning to everyone. While things are quiet could I please do a quick reality check because I have not got through all of the very early thread. Has Shell really asked Jason and Victor to nominate her next week?Did all three discuss nominations openly? How were things left at the end yesterday's nice wedding. I am not in the least interested in Stuart and Michelle, only the others.

And upon the third suck from a emotional-vampire-slapper, the victims soul shall be theirs and zombie Stu will walk the house.....

I'm intrested in STu and Michelle.. so i'l ask.
What did they do last night in the snug???????

One the other hand, it could just be the effect of being woken up by Shuddupayaface.

Yes,yes and it was typical of most weddings, major flare up over nothing much, all made up and hangovers in the morning.

There is a report on the C4 site here:

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=6545

Warning, this contains pictures, make sure you have not eaten in the last few hours before viewing.

For those who didn't watch late last night:

It appears that Shell is now a Jungle Kitten (however this may be a ploy) she has promised not to nom J&V assuming one or other of them are still there.

S&M spent the night in the loveshack with Michelle erecting (you can make up your own jokes) another camera obscuring tent so she can enjoy a second (maybe 3rd I guess) helping of chicken Stu.

Did BB grant the unhappy couple an annulment this morning

Nadia and Dan on the decking. Dan moaning that the wind has changed direction from the south to the north east.