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Song lyrics that have changed for you
Do you guys have any songs that, even though you know the lyrics correctly, you can't help singing alternatives to?
For me, pretty much anything with rock n roll in it becomes 'sausage rolls'. ![]() I loooove sausage rolls, so put another dime in the jukebox, baaayyybeeee! Sex, drugs and sausage rolls, etc. Still sausage rolls to me... |
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Is there anyone who doesn't sing 'chicken -eater' to the ABBA song?
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If you look closer it's easy to trace, the wax in my ears.
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The most famous one I know is 'me ears are alight'.
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take your teeth out - abba's chiquitita
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The classic "sing sultanas" as opposed to "sing hosannas to the king of kings" (from the song "Give me oil in my lamp") was one sure way to piss the teachers off at school.
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Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!
I think I first heard that from Jasper Carrot aeons ago; don't know whether he made it up himself. |
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It doesn't matter that I know the opening line of The Letter is
'Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane', for me it is for ever 'Gimme a chicken or an aeroplane' |
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Any song with love turns to gloves
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"taking this craxy chance to pee on the lawn"
*taking this crazy chance to be all alone" secret loverrssss |
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Robbie Williams 'Only you know me' has become 'Only poo know wee'
Also, my kids sing 'Mamma Mia' as Mamma Mia, I've got diarrhoea .. Ooh, I've been broken-farted poo'd since they day it started. I'm sooo proud
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thinking about it, I remembered another one.
To 'Never Let Her Slip Away', "That I love her / I'm hoping that I'll never recover" got perverted, at some point in my childhood before I even understood what it meant to: "That I love her / I'm hoping that she never recovers." Eep. |
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Who is this "Hugh" that Whitney Houston sings about?
"I will always love Hugh" Hmmm? |
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Chiquitita - chicken tikka.
And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'. |
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Quote:
And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'.
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Quote:
Chiquitita - chicken tikka.
And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'. ![]() EDIT: Dammit, beaten to it. |
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"Rusty Cage", Soundgarden: "Got my rustic Cajun-love" (turned it into about Chicken, somehow).
"Hurt", Trent Reznor/Johnny Cash/all-versions: "What have I become, my Swedish friend". |
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Quote:
Any song with love turns to gloves
The Power of Fluff, All You Need Is Fluff, Fluff Is All Around, Saving All My Fluff for You, Fluff Removal Machine.... |
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Abba fans on here, have you ever noticed that she sings "I was sick and tired or everything, when I called you last night from Tesco" in Super Trouper
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Paul Young's song:
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
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Quote:
Any song with love turns to gloves
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Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
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Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
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I have nothing to add really as this thread made me giggle a bit too much and I forgot what I wanted to add - Haha
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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying eeey oh, Galileo (Dynamite - Taio Cruz)
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