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Old 05-01-2011, 15:25
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Do you guys have any songs that, even though you know the lyrics correctly, you can't help singing alternatives to?

For me, pretty much anything with rock n roll in it becomes 'sausage rolls'.

I loooove sausage rolls, so put another dime in the jukebox, baaayyybeeee!

Sex, drugs and sausage rolls, etc.

Still sausage rolls to me...
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:26
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Is there anyone who doesn't sing 'chicken -eater' to the ABBA song?
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:30
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If you look closer it's easy to trace, the wax in my ears.
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:32
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The most famous one I know is 'me ears are alight'.
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:33
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take your teeth out - abba's chiquitita
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:35
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The classic "sing sultanas" as opposed to "sing hosannas to the king of kings" (from the song "Give me oil in my lamp") was one sure way to piss the teachers off at school.
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:37
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Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!

I think I first heard that from Jasper Carrot aeons ago; don't know whether he made it up himself.
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:39
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It doesn't matter that I know the opening line of The Letter is
'Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane', for me it is for ever 'Gimme a chicken or an aeroplane'
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:41
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Any song with love turns to gloves
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:41
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"taking this craxy chance to pee on the lawn"

*taking this crazy chance to be all alone"

secret loverrssss
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Old 05-01-2011, 15:48
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Robbie Williams 'Only you know me' has become 'Only poo know wee'

Also, my kids sing 'Mamma Mia' as

Mamma Mia, I've got diarrhoea
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Ooh, I've been broken-farted
poo'd since they day it started.

I'm sooo proud
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:07
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thinking about it, I remembered another one.

To 'Never Let Her Slip Away',

"That I love her / I'm hoping that I'll never recover"

got perverted, at some point in my childhood before I even understood what it meant to:

"That I love her / I'm hoping that she never recovers."

Eep.
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:11
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Who is this "Hugh" that Whitney Houston sings about?

"I will always love Hugh"

Hmmm?
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:11
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Chiquitita - chicken tikka.
And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'.
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:12
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And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'.
No, thanks to peter Kay, that is forever 'The Hotdog song'
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:12
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Chiquitita - chicken tikka.
And the Titanic song is 'Near, Far, we'll go in the car'.
Also, it really sounds like, "I believe that the hotdogs go ooooooon!"

EDIT: Dammit, beaten to it.
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:17
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"Rusty Cage", Soundgarden: "Got my rustic Cajun-love" (turned it into about Chicken, somehow).

"Hurt", Trent Reznor/Johnny Cash/all-versions: "What have I become, my Swedish friend".
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Old 05-01-2011, 16:37
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Any song with love turns to gloves
I change 'love' to 'fluff' in song titles:
The Power of Fluff,
All You Need Is Fluff,
Fluff Is All Around,
Saving All My Fluff for You,
Fluff Removal Machine....
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Old 05-01-2011, 17:28
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Abba fans on here, have you ever noticed that she sings "I was sick and tired or everything, when I called you last night from Tesco" in Super Trouper
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Old 05-01-2011, 17:49
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Paul Young's song:
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
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Old 05-01-2011, 18:16
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Any song with love turns to gloves
Tonight, I Sellotape My Glove To You.
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Old 05-01-2011, 21:29
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Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
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Old 05-01-2011, 21:36
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Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
roll on the durex
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Old 05-01-2011, 22:22
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I have nothing to add really as this thread made me giggle a bit too much and I forgot what I wanted to add - Haha
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Old 05-01-2011, 22:38
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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying eeey oh, Galileo (Dynamite - Taio Cruz)
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