Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“Easy ... the second will be known as 'Baby Hooker Munch'
”
“Easy ... the second will be known as 'Baby Hooker Munch'
”
Hahahahahahaha.
Shortie will approve muchly of this!
The Jessica Robinson Appreciation Thread (Part 2)
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Yes remame her! Haha!
Erm Robert...that was a very, very bad move again because when it comes to making up songs and poems etc. We kick major ass.
Erm Robert...that was a very, very bad move again because when it comes to making up songs and poems etc. We kick major ass.
Originally Posted by RobertAston:
“Follow Danielle Hope. Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow Danielle Hope. Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow Danielle Hope.
We're off to see Danielle, The Wonderful Dot called Dan.
You'll find she is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was Danielle Hope is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things she does.
We're off to see Danielle. The Wonderful Dot called Dan.”
“Follow Danielle Hope. Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow Danielle Hope. Follow Danielle Hope.
Follow Danielle Hope.
We're off to see Danielle, The Wonderful Dot called Dan.
You'll find she is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was Danielle Hope is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things she does.
We're off to see Danielle. The Wonderful Dot called Dan.”
I can't even remember her. Was she the one with a voice like a pneumatic drill and with the personality of a soup ladle?
Originally Posted by ImOnlyWee:
“Yes remame her! Haha!
Erm Robert...that was a very, very bad move again because when it comes to making up songs and poems etc. We kick major ass.”
“Yes remame her! Haha!
Erm Robert...that was a very, very bad move again because when it comes to making up songs and poems etc. We kick major ass.”
haha. Lets hear one then? It'll make for great lolling.
Originally Posted by JStevie28:
“Grace for a girl, Jamie for a boy are my current favourites
”
“Grace for a girl, Jamie for a boy are my current favourites
”
Lovely names! Well good luck with everything... (not to scare you but child birth looks scarily painful so I am very happy I won't be going through it any time soon
)
Originally Posted by JStevie28:
“Should we get out Take That Moth Off Your Face??”
“Should we get out Take That Moth Off Your Face??
”
They wouldn't understand it. Too many long words (like 'moth')
Originally Posted by OnMyOwn:
“Lovely names! Well good luck with everything... (not to scare you but child birth looks scarily painful so I am very happy I won't be going through it any time soon)”
“Lovely names! Well good luck with everything... (not to scare you but child birth looks scarily painful so I am very happy I won't be going through it any time soon
)”
Thank you! Got another 8 months to go before I have to worry about that!!
BOOM thanks to wino. Obvs.
You must be mistaken, it couldn't have been,
It flew through the window and hit the windscreen.
I tried to remove it and started to sing,
But it wouldn't listen and simply waved its wings.
"You must be mistaken, I'm sure that you are,
I didn't invite you here with me in my car.
I need you to leave me, I quite simply froze
It's hard to drive home with a moth on your nose.
"Take that moth off your face, I can see through your smile,
You would love to turn right, but you can't see and it's so dark at night.
Couldn't wait to trample that insect to the floor,
Well I've got news for you, there's a spider crawling across your door."
You must be mistaken, it couldn't have been,
It flew through the window and hit the windscreen.
I tried to remove it and started to sing,
But it wouldn't listen and simply waved its wings.
"You must be mistaken, I'm sure that you are,
I didn't invite you here with me in my car.
I need you to leave me, I quite simply froze
It's hard to drive home with a moth on your nose.
"Take that moth off your face, I can see through your smile,
You would love to turn right, but you can't see and it's so dark at night.
Couldn't wait to trample that insect to the floor,
Well I've got news for you, there's a spider crawling across your door."
Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“They wouldn't understand it. Too many long words (like 'moth')”
“They wouldn't understand it. Too many long words (like 'moth')”
LMAO.
Originally Posted by JStevie28:
“Thank you! Got another 8 months to go before I have to worry about that!!”
“Thank you! Got another 8 months to go before I have to worry about that!!
”
Don't worry all mothers say u forget the pain as soon as u see ur little baby.... is this ur first child?
REHAB
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Nana Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"I'd rather be at home with Rebel,
Then I won't have time to yell
Cos there's nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr McVitie
"Didn't get a lot in my glass
But won't take long to fall on my ass
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Julie Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"The man said, why do you think you're here
I said, give me three parmos and a beer
I just, I just can't stand Jelly Babies
So I always keep a ****ing steak near
"Said, I just think you’re depressed
F*ck off baby
The Munchkins know best
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I don't wanna eat pizza again
Just give me cheese and a slice of ham
I'm not going spend ten weeks
Without going on twitcam
"It's not just my pride
Just don't wanna fall on my backside
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Quirky Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go."
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Nana Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"I'd rather be at home with Rebel,
Then I won't have time to yell
Cos there's nothing, nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from Mr McVitie
"Didn't get a lot in my glass
But won't take long to fall on my ass
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Julie Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go
"The man said, why do you think you're here
I said, give me three parmos and a beer
I just, I just can't stand Jelly Babies
So I always keep a ****ing steak near
"Said, I just think you’re depressed
F*ck off baby
The Munchkins know best
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I don't wanna eat pizza again
Just give me cheese and a slice of ham
I'm not going spend ten weeks
Without going on twitcam
"It's not just my pride
Just don't wanna fall on my backside
"They tried to make me leave the Boro
I said no, no, no
So I'm going back, Monster Munch in my pack
They won't know, know, know
"I ain't got the time
And if Quirky Munch thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me leave the Boro
I won't go, go, go."
Originally Posted by OnMyOwn:
“Don't worry all mothers say u forget the pain as soon as u see ur little baby.... is this ur first child?”
“Don't worry all mothers say u forget the pain as soon as u see ur little baby.... is this ur first child?”
I'll let you know if that's true! Hopefully I'll be too drugged up to feel anything! Yes it is
Aha, brilliant...if I'm not mistaken you took the basics of that song from 'Take that look of your face', Danielle won that sing-off I believe.
Little Munchkins Of Mine
If they could see me now those little munchkins of mine
Im eating monster munch and drinking fancy wine
I'd like the confidence monster to see for a fact
the kind of top draw first rate munchkins I attract!
All I can say is wow!
Just look at what I’ve munched
I’ll Nom Teacher’s Pet
For my lunch
I think there's more of this on the forum??
If they could see me now those little munchkins of mine
Im eating monster munch and drinking fancy wine
I'd like the confidence monster to see for a fact
the kind of top draw first rate munchkins I attract!
All I can say is wow!
Just look at what I’ve munched
I’ll Nom Teacher’s Pet
For my lunch
I think there's more of this on the forum??
Originally Posted by JStevie28:
“I'll let you know if that's true! Hopefully I'll be too drugged up to feel anything! Yes it is”
“I'll let you know if that's true! Hopefully I'll be too drugged up to feel anything! Yes it is
”
Hopefully you will... and aww ur first one Good luck!!! Exciting news!
No Jess won that sing off really she just happened to go home because she's not dotty but she's 100 million times better :P
Originally Posted by OnMyOwn:
“Hopefully you will... and aww ur first one Good luck!!! Exciting news!”
“Hopefully you will... and aww ur first one Good luck!!! Exciting news!”
That's plan, I'll take any drug they can give me!
Yep, exciting but scary! Thanks
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