and once again with feeling...........hit the road jack........

stu and shell up
vic hiding under his duvet
jason in his bed singign along
michelle in bed
dan ?

oh god stu dancing

BC

baby alarm now

BC

Morning everyone......do I need to read the midnight to 6am thread then? did anything happen??
Thank you.....!!!

Morning all Good lord was it really 100 minutes? Shame of it is he looks no better for it.

heidi slut is eating toast. looks very young now. about 7

nadia smoking by spa area.

stu-pid in normal mellow boring pose

dan asleep in sun

absolutely bollocks all happened, nothing will happen this morning or afternoon either...but we'll still be here to let you know

you should move to South Africa, it's sunny there!

are you sure? I'd certainly consider a warmer climate

if only I had a daily weather forcast to consult so I could work out if you were telling the truth or not.

i watched up untill 1.30am.....jason was in the bath....all the rest in bed sleeping, or going to sleep.

Are they having another day of silence? No one seems to be speaking.

stu-pid is talking. absolute gob-shiet though. mEchelle is too asleep to do anything but play with his hair.
too tired to speak rubbish herself.

Without doubt the most boring man in the world.
I use the word man in it's broadest sense .....

I wish that Michelle would leave Stuart alone.

She is stoking his hair like a pet dog!!! I am surprised that he is putting up with it. It must be so irritating.

Stuart has been dreaming of a 'snake thing' that lives underground and comes out to kill people. Freud would love that

we seem to be having every alarm in BB's collection today (drill followed by bagpipes and now fog horn), someone please tell Victor and Jason to get up!

Michelle speaks... oh sorry, that's the foghorn alarm.

Who's in bed?

You'll be really shocked to hear that its Victor and Jason.

Michelle now talking about Stuart needing a new hairband.
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If Stuart goes first he will be shown all of the sleazy headlines about his "romance" and will have time to do a disappearing act before she arrives on the scene. His friends and family will have time to bring him to his senses. It's his only hope of escaping from her clutches.

Dan is standing over Vic and Jay holding glasses of water over them to make them get up.

Dan's a star!

Dan holding glasses of water threateningly over Victor and Jason who are still in bed. Dan tells them to get up.

Morning all!

FFS, Michelle is now singing along to the traffic sounds...

Morning all!

Sounds like riveting viewing - thanks so much to all who are keeping those of us who can't watch up-to-date! It can't be easy to watch and report on nothing so it's much appreciated!

It was bad enough when they sang along with the bagpipes, now they're doing it with the traffic noise

And she's still out of tune.

I second that!! Cheers Guys!

Michelle asks Dan what Victor and Jason said when he tried to get them out of bed.
'Jason said he will get up when he wants to get up' replied Dan.

I would imagine Dan gave us the expletives deleted version of that reply.