classic. super alarm goes off. car horns and wirring alarms....

dan gets up sound muted and appears to threaten destruction of a garden mic (seems it might have been a hose)

alarms off!

The traffic alarm goes off again, Dan leaps up from his sunbathing and puts his robe on and strides purposefully across the garden. The alarm stops and the sound is cut whilst Dan is waving the end of the hosepipe around (I think thats what it was, please correct me if I'm wrong - I miss bits while I type!)

Jason and Victor still in bed discussing the eviction tonight. Jason says hes going to sleep late. No change there then.

Dan picked up the hose and looked as though he was threatening Jason and Victor with a drenching.

Jason and Victor now sitting up in bed talking.

Michelle is still slobbering over Stuart in the garden.
Shell is scratching under her arm pit.
Nadia is sitting on the decking.
Not a lot going on.

She has a slim-to-no chance of keeping him, thankfully.

Stu won't go first. If she escapes next week, in the final week if you have to choose between them, Stu will always win (surely?). In the pub quiz Stu will beat her. How could she possibly stay longer than he?

If she has enough time between her eviction and his, she will get offers of work (interviews, photo shoots), and she will simply be too busy to cling to him, so he will get some time to himself. And hopefully all his friends will have female friends keen to meet him and he will see how much better he can do.

Whats the betting his dissertation will be on his BB experience!

Dissertation = written thesis, often based on original research.

Remember all those files Dermot showed us that had been taken out of one of the HM's suitcase.....It must have been Stu-pids psychology notes.

meshelle is telling stu-pid a story she said was pointless before she started.
he must be thinking "i cant wait to spend my entire life with her"

stu-pid looks at her with a "why are you telling me this look" and mutters cool in the one tiny gap in her non stop brainspeak

It must be a ghastly experience for friends and family of housemates even at the best of times with the media crawling all over them. The Bass family didn't even know that Michelle was going in. Unlike previous evictees, the media will hunt them down as a pair because that is what will make best headlines. I wonder how the Wilsons will cope with this? Stuart is going to pay a heavy price for his nights of "passion". Michelle of course will be revelling in it all. Shaking her off wont be easy.

I seem to remember him discussing writing his dissertation on this with Shell quite early on.

meshelle says every time shes on a boooat trip somebody is sick next to her.

i wonder if she talks to them first too

It was fine as they forgot to bleep the C**T word out so Shell came out looking like an overactive schitzoid...tee hee..It was very fair to Vic...

Now ansyre this is what I thought as well but in this week's heat magazine (the bastion of all things true) reports her parents saying how excited she was when she found out she was going in

They were probably looking forward to a few weeks of peace without her.

Seriously, it must be dreadful for the families of all the contestants, as well as having to watch and hear people comment on what actually goes on in the house there is so much rubbish made up about them.

The Wilsons need not worry his TH have already gto the marching orders for Meeshelle ready..they dislike her ....She will be too busy anyway taking her kit off which he would hate anyway...over in a nanosecond...If he wins though I shall vomit..if she does it is suicide time

I bet grandma Bass would give a different opinion from her hospital bed

Yes, he has already stated quite clearly that he is there becuase he intends to write his dissertation on the subject.

Their excitment at her going in probably coincided with Heat turning up waving £'s at them.

(I read heat, I am so ashamed )

Morning all
Delish has been relaying interesting 'news' ..looks like Jason may not be going today so we might just get another week of our nightly sexfest...........................

I'd forgotten that. Well he wont need to bother now will he? We have all seen and heard more than enough.
I wonder what he had in mind for a title? "How I Coped Successfully With All that Big Brother Threw at Me".
More appropriate would be, "How I got Psychology a Bad Name for Behaving like a Total Prat on Big Brother". His university didn't even know that he had walked out on them to appear. He's got them to deal with as well.
It seems light years ago that he was able to have an "intelligent" conversation with Shell.

Nadia to win
Good morning everyone

I love heat
dont be ashamed

Not "unlike" - exactly like Helen and Paul - I know a tabloid press photographer who has spent numerous days outside their houses, last year, and he was sent there again this year in fact.

Doesn't meme get bored....normal people over 14 do not spent 18 hours a days dribbling spit into their guys mouth... we all know she has a 4 word vocab but this recyling is soo predicatalbe and utterly tedious..I did not even bother to watch BB yesterday as more of this is overload...BB:LB was all I could take an only ddi that to hope they showed the fight fairly....

WHHHHHHAAAAT?? That can't be true!