A nice sunny day for the eviction! Let the fun begin!

BB should give them something to do on fridays as it is always so boring

Is it that time already?

Stuart has just asked if smoking 'warms you up'.

That tobacco Shell is messing around with looks very sparse. Wonder when they`ll run out of ciggies? That`s always good for a laugh. But then again "evil" BB will probably supply them with more.

Dan saying he`s been bitten three times by a wasp. The first time when he was about 6 or 7. It was on a sandwich he was eating in the garden. The tale gets interrupted as BB summons him to the DR.

Jesus, I said it on another thread and I'll say it here if he wins BB I am never watching again

Jason is wondering who comes up with all these names for insects, like 'wasp'.

Shell wanders off declaring it is just too hot. Well dearie.....take off your bloomin` leg warmers!

Stuart sitting on red chair tapping a tune on the side of it. Irritating....out of tune tapping. He asks Nadia where "Princess" has gone. Why doesn`t he just admit he fancies her like crazy?!

He can't he'll be stabbed to death

Nadia now in BR and gives Dan some curlers, asking him to do her hair for tonight.

If the pub quiz rumours are true, Stuart will be going home early

Ooohhh look 300 posts, I wish I'd found you guys last year when bloody Cameron won, my husband wasn't in the least bit interested in my vitriol

I'm praying to the BB Gods, imagine Michelle in there without him stressing her little head off

Jason and Victor are still in bed.
Dan is putting curlers in Nadia's hair.
Shell is lying on her bed.
Stuart and Michelle are in the garden,

You mentioned the "C" name! Go and wash your typewriter keys now with carbolic soap!

Stuart will never win a pub quiz.....let`s hope the rumours are true and the little twerp gets booted out!! I`ll buy a magnum of champagne to celebrate!

It will only be for a day though, it would be better if he went next week, but he won't be up for eviction

Button Moon!
The Moomins!

Have they been asked to have kid friendly chats today

Jason: Rentaghost! Brilliant!

Was he looking at Dan when he said that?

Victor and Jason still in bed. Victor is saying he`s a big fan of Ricky Gervais in "The Office". Does Victor actually do anything beyond watching films and tv?

Hi ....Just want to say thanks for your updates, without them we would be bored at work and wouldnt know what was going on in the house. We finally became members as we thought it rude to lurk in the backgound any longer.

Welcome to the Forum.

I can now revealing the fascinating news that Nadia has curlers in her hair and is now brushing her teeth (and tongue)............she looks like a mad dog, with foam all over her mouth.

Nadia looking a bit scary wearing curlers and cleaning her teeth. She looks like she's foaming at the mouth.

Victor, Jason and Dan laughing in the BR. Jason is saying to Dan: "Well, you`re going to walk anyway....."

..........cut to adverts.

Why do you think he's got just a blobby bum...the guy is a couch potato.