I'm going to build a bar in the back of my car and drive myself to drink.

Have just read on channel 4 ceefax site that Jason has been to DR stating that he doesn't like any of the other housemates and is going to keep himself apart from them, so quit the sympathy vote it is his choice, the others on several occasions have asked him to join in but he does't want to know, so don't blame other HM they have really tried.

NOTW article: (I am just trying to make it look like SHATM)

BIG BROTHER EXCLUSIVE: Big Bruv's bad boy Victor tells the world he's a lover not a fighter

Victor: gagging for foursome



By Rachel Richardson

BIG Brother's Victor Ebuwa says he would have bonked in the house—but only in a foursome to "make it worth his while."

The self-styled bad boy—unexpectedly voted out on Friday—admitted he was desperate to relieve his sexual frustration but, even after 57 days without nookie, he was still choosy.

"Vanessa—definitely, yeah, tres bien," he mused. "She was fit, an attractive specimen. If I was Noah she would have been on my Arc of Love.

"And Michelle—she's nice but you get the feeling she's seen more c*** ends than weekends.

"Plus Shell, just to add a bit of upper class to the occasion.

"But to make it worth my while it would have to be all three together."

However, straight-talking Victor, 23, had some harsh words to say about the other housemate babes.

Babes

"Definitely not Becki," he spluttered. "She looked like Splinter from the Ninja Turtles. I thought I'd have to call Rentokil to take care of her.

"And Nadia? Hell no! I don't find her attractive as a female, as a male or as both of them put together."

But Victo—nicknamed The Milkman because he always delivers—says he held off bedding the babes to stay faithful to girlfriend Alesha Blake, the mother of his two-year-old son Darian.

In his first interview since being evicted, Victor told the News of the World he now plans to make up for lost time. "I was totally sexually frustrated all the way through the show," he said. "Now I'm looking forward to making love to my beautiful girlfriend—for a very long time."

Lovesick Victor said that, unlike pals Jason and Ahmed, he didn't give himself a helping hand to ease the tension.

What he didn't hold back on in the house were tales of his sexual exploits.

But yesterday he was keen to point out that these related to BEFORE he settled down with Alesha.

He insisted: "I'm a devoted, caring partner. All that was in the past when I was sowing my wild oats, making my way through the forest that is learning about women. I learnt that I don't know the first thing about women." Certainly not Nadia, who he was shocked to learn had once been a man.

Victor blurted out: "It's like sticking boobs on Antonio Banderas. That jawline is just the most dense thing, like Desperate Dan."

Slick Vic tore into Emma branding her a "fruitcake" and saying it was right she was kicked out over their vicious row on Day 20. Victor now faces a grilling from cops after he brandished a knife. But unrepentant, he adds: "I hope she finds the psychiatrist she's looking for."

He also blasted "non confrontational" Dan, Shell and Stuart, calling them "village idiots" and "non entities".

"I'm sure Dan fancied me but I scared him off," said Victor, who had some words of advice for Stuart and Michelle. "Stand up for yourself, wear the trousers," Victor told the browbeaten pretty boy. And he begged Michelle: "Keep your clothes on, stop parading round with your t*** out!"

Victor also said Shell just trades on her looks. "What she needs is a personality transplant," he hissed.

But he admitted: "I'm a bad loser and I'm upset they are still there and I'm not."

He also paid compliments to his Jungle Cat pals Jason and Ahmed. "Jay's a cool dude with a good body but misunderstood," said Victor. "He's going through a lot of s*** in his life, he's on the road to hell.

"And Ahmed's a top guy too. He was a real friend, my number one."

Crazy

Now Victor reckons BB should replace the quiet ones by bringing back Kitten, Marco, Vanessa and Emma.

"I had time for Marco," he said. "He was really funny and cool, even if he was a little bit crazy with it.

"Not as nuts as Kitten, though. But she had balls. More than me, I'd say."

Victor conceded that his constant plotting played a big part in his downfall and his argument with his "bride" Shell was the final straw with viewers.

Now he's looking forward to life as a celebrity. Though he said: "I've always been a celebrity anyway, especially where I'm from. That's why I'm known as the slick man. I have to be the best at everything I do."

Good Morning all........

Hot and sunny here 30 degrees already with the humidity already nearly 90%................................... Please send some rain over please

I think a day to rest and snooze again

Geez, where are you at for it to be THAT hot at this time of morning?

North Africa

Morning all, just popped in on the off chance that the HMs had arisen bright eyed & bushy tailed after their extremely early night last night, and were already cavorting in the garden while Jason entertained them with his sparkling wit & repartee. Ah well, another dream shattered

Morning Posh!

Longsightboy, Poshpaws is in the vicinity of North Africa, and loves to start our day with a weather report for us all here as she knows how it cheers us all up .

Here in Livvi it's 18 degrees, wet & miserable, please send some sun over! Also seems to be a day for rest & snooze :yawn:

VoR

Morning VoR

Just send me the rain please and I will send you this sun



BTW no tv still here the satellite system is still down but by the sounds of things nothing is happening anyway

So do you get our Big Brother by satellite or net streaming feed?

The sun hasn't got his hat on yet here in Manchester, perhaps later on.

Oh if only we could swap weather that easily! :sigh:

All HMs are sound asleep so I'm going to put some washing on now and maybe have some breakfast.

satellite mainly but the system does have its bad days this weekend is bad but otherwise we get by.

net streaming not uk based no net streaming

I am also 2 hours ahead of you

Incoming sun just for you ..........

whats the point of doing the washing if it is raining

Tumble dryer, an absolute necessity in Scotland. If I waited for the rain to stop I wouldn't have any clean clothes left!

HMs still asleep (or at least Jason is, as he's the one on screen at the mo).

Definitely off now, later all!

Might see you later I am off to the beach soon

Have a nice day VoR

Looks like it will be another slow day today, think I'll see if last night's BB5 US is available to download.

It is Sunday so the HM's will be in bed for about another 2 hours if their normal track record is anything to go by


Have a nice day

Alright for some, just started drizzling here.

Incoming sun just for you then..............hows that


Or come and join me on the beach

Morning all :yawn: should I go back to bed? or have a ciggy?

What to do, you decide

Neither come and join me on the beach

I don't smoke myself but, you have yours and, catch up with all the exciting events of last night.

Shot of Jason sleeping...

Wonder if he'll "up his game" today?

Bye all off to the beach for a snooze

HMs still asleep

Just in case anyone didn't know, BBLB is not on CH4 until 11:45pm tonight due to the cricket, but will be on E4 at 6pm.

Off to join PP on the beach, now where's that passport.......

well i compromised, I had my ciggy, now I'm off to join poshpaws at the beach
Now wheres my map????? VoR, I've got ya passport here lol