HMs still sleeping. :sleep:

Jason just moved

I can't find last night's thread, but going by the news on C4's site it looks like all the HMs woke up soon after they went to bed and did all sorts of things including unblocking drains? That can't be true can it?

There's a thread around somewhere Inge, but as all HMs were in bed before midnight it's pretty much all OT (there's a post warning this near the start, in case anyone complains ).

Unfortunately, we missed the excitement of the drain unblocking as I believe this took place while S & M were playing kiss chase in the lounge. Who knows what other acts of debauchery we were denied!

WHATM - Ooh blinds going up! Bagpipes! No nice music today you lazy good for nothings!!

Jason sits up, Shell stirs, no movement from Nadia, Michelle or Stu, and I can't see Dan.

WHATM: Michelle's up and moving. Shell lives..... (and we have Shell knickers in view so the cameraman should be lively)....

Bagpipes stop, Michelle's up, Shell's up. Worzel sleeping sitting up.

Morning BBfu!

Michelle in the kitchen, Shell cleaning teeth, not the Team Handsome way.

Yay - they're awake!

Very impressed with HM's brushing their tongues while brushing their teeth. Not so impressed with HMs retching while brushing their tongues but I think everyone does don't they? I do, do you?

Or is it all too early for this sort of conversation

Morning CP. Yep, even brushing right at the back of my teeth makes me retch, but it has to be done

WHATM - Michelle making porridge with a banana.

Michelle sits by the jaccuzzi with her porridge. Traffic jam alarm goes off.

He wanted Busted ... and all he got was Roland Rat.

Doesn't that just sum up the BB experience for these poor sods?!

Whatm: Traffic Alarm

Stu getting dressed.

Morning VoR - glad it's not just me then - I think Nadia's the worst, watch her next time.

(We're talking about retching while brushing tongue/teeth - just in case anyone thinks I'm attacking Nadia, which I'm not)

Nadia almost breaks her neck slipping on the kitchen floor.

Morning Everyone...

Why doesn't BB just throw Jason out of that house. He is probably the biggest waste of space they have ever had of a housemate. I would rather have Gos in that house than Jason FFS

That was so funny - as I'm typing this I saw Nadia take a trip

And he was so convinced it was one of them putting on a voice

Nadia walks into the kitchen and slips over. A f***ing hell slipped past the editors there!

Opening Titles.

LIFES
NOT
FAIR

End of discussion.

More of Michelle's dreams - she was going out with an old old man, didn't catch whether it was him that hard hardly any hair in the dream or whether it was her???

Michelle had a dream that she went on a date with an old old man with hardly any hair who kept saying "come close so I can see you!.

How can Michelle remember all of her dreams...

I haven't remembered a dream for about 15 years !

Maybe I don't dream - should I go to the doctors ?

Michelle sings. No dogs howl.

Will they be getting the weekly task today?

lol@Nadia slipping

maybe Jason was sleepwalking