The Cher Lloyd Appreciation Thread (Part 3)

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my name is joe

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“If Cher was to start tweeting again, I'd say the dailyfail would go for this approach..

Cher Lloyd's Fall From Grace.

Just days ago X Factor failed wannabe Cher Lloyd was rattling to her followers about chilling in studio LA studios, sunbathing on the beach and, best of all, extreme shopping.

But could it all be over already? Cher's latest tweets seem to show she's back to the mundane British life she lived before the X Factor.

"Cher's American dream doesn't seem to be working out for her." Says our source. "She met with all these great producers only to find that they didn't want to know. They don't like her attitude over there."

"She's nothing they haven't seen before. She looks like Cheryl and just wants to be her idol, Nicki Minaj."

"She came across as a bratty diva wannabe and they don't need that." our insider continued.

"Cher seems to think that because she was on the X Factor it makes her a credible music artist who can boss around the execs. That's not the case and they don't take that kind of behaviour from anyone who isn't Britney or Mariah. You've got to earn the right to be in control out there."

Looks like Cher's got a lot of growing up to do before she's going anywhere.

I think even I could write for the dailymail! That just goes to show...
edit: these are obviously not my views, I am merely playing the role of a sucky journalist ”

it's been you all the time

and we trusted you

and if she doesn't tweet at all soon, it'll be "Cher Lloyd quits twitter in diva strop"

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by my name is joe:
“ it's been you all the time and we trusted you

and if she doesn't tweet at all soon, it'll be "Cher Lloyd quits twitter in diva strop"”

I'm sorry! I just had to confess. I've been undercover for months!

They should make a paper dedicated to slagging off the daily mail

I'd buy that one

Mozitski

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“I'm sorry! I just had to confess. I've been undercover for months!

They should make a paper dedicated to slagging off the daily mail I'd buy that one”

LOL! Omg, can DailyFail drop any lower? Twitter showed that the people she was working with kept on giving her compliments and saying how good she was in the studio.

Fking hell, they seriously need to kill themselves. <_<'

First Jamal/Kamal or w.e his name is, and now this LOL!

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Mozitski:
“LOL! Omg, can DailyFail drop any lower? Twitter showed that the people she was working with kept on giving her compliments and saying how good she was in the studio.

Fking hell, they seriously need to kill themselves. <_<'

First Jamal/Kamal or w.e his name is, and now this LOL!”

you know it was me taking the piss right, not a real article?

(Just checking. If your playing along I'll feel like a right noob

)

my name is joe

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“you know it was me taking the piss right, not a real article?
(Just checking. If your playing along I'll feel like a right noob)”

i think you'd best go back and edit it to make that clearer, people tuning in might take it as real, it's uncannily accurate

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by my name is joe:
“
i think you'd best go back and edit it to make that clearer, people tuning in might take it as real, it's uncannily accurate”

Ugh, its decided to take the edit button away so I can't

I'll just clear it up here.

The final post of page ten is written by me as a pisstake of what the daily mail may say if she tweets saying she's just spending time with family or stuff like that. It is not an actual article but I am flattered that it seems real (I probably shouldn't be but I am

). Just goes to show how easy it would be to write for the Dailyfail, that took me like ten minutes

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Hmm, threads kinda dead tonight

Westhamfan21

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“Hmm, threads kinda dead tonight ”

I had to rest my eyes for a bit cos they were really stinging. That's probably why, lol

Nelsonator15

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Simon Cowell 'gives Cher Lloyd 24-hour protection after airport frenzy'

Cher Lloyd arrived back in London at the weekend to a mob of nearly 500 fans prompting Simon Cowell, who signed her to his label, to demand the starlet has 24-hour protection, it has been reported.

The number of supporters even took Cher's label by surprise, and led to her having to be whisked home in a police riot van, according to The Sun.

However, despite so many fans waiting for the rap star, boyfriend Karim Roundi was nowhere to be seen and she was greeted instead by close pal Jamal Greaves.
Cher is greeted by close pal Jamal Greaves Cher is greeted by close pal Jamal Greaves

A source told the newspaper: 'To see that many people on Saturday was a real shock for Cher and her label.

'They knew there was interest but hadn't expected it to be that big. Police had to bundle her into a riot van to escape all the well-wishers.

'When Simon heard about it he immediately instructed she get 24-hour protection,' the source added.
Cher Lloyd recorded tracks for her debut album in LA while proving she can fit into the 'in' crowd with oversized shades and a pout to match Cher recorded tracks for her debut album in LA while proving she can fit into the 'in' crowd with oversized shades and a pout to match

Former X Factor star Cher had been out in LA over the past few weeks working on tracks for her debut album – as well as quickly adapting to the LA lifestyle with frequent shopping trips and being papped in diva-ish poses.

Last week she was met in Tinsel Town by fellow former X Factor contestants One Direction, who jetted across the pond with a reported £2million advance from Cowell before working on their album.

Matt Cardle might have been last year's winner of X Factor but Cher and the five lads are certainly hitting the music industry quicker.

While Cher's debut LP is expected to be out on August 22, One Direction are rumoured to be releasing their first disc on March 16.

Winner Matt's isn't going to hit shelves until October 24 this year

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/85417...airport-frenzy”

If that really happened, that's awesome

Especially given how controversial she was on the X Factor

Originally Posted by Willz:
“Jessie J new single is actually really good, I quite like her. After Cher taking a particular interest in female rappers ”

Originally Posted by my name is joe:
“i know what you mean,she' opened up a whole load of artists to me I wouldn't have noticed before. She's a 17 yr old guru”

To be fair though, if you listen to Radio 1 half as much as I do you'll have been very familiar with people like Jessie J even during the Autumn

Personally I can't imagine being a music fan without listening to the radio, it keeps me in the know

That was uncannily realistic! Shows how qualified you need to be to write for the Daily Fail then

(that wasn't an insult to you btw

Westhamfan21

31-01-2011

Challenge info for CB

Placeholder has appeared on Channel 46. It should launch tomorrow morning

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Nelsonator15:
“That was uncannily realistic! Shows how qualified you need to be to write for the Daily Fail then (that wasn't an insult to you btw ).”

Thank you.. I'm sure they must have a template like

bad point
fake evidence
more fake evidence
concluded bullsh*t

And well, I did do my higher english prelim today so I'd like to think I am somewhat over-qualified for the daily fail

edit: thankya hammers

I don't have school tomorrow so I shall update then

Westhamfan21

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“edit: thankya hammers I don't have school tomorrow so I shall update then ”

Now you can watch Catchphrase every day

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Now you can watch Catchphrase every day ”

Woopwoop

not gonna get much done tomorrow

Might write some more false articles, see if I can predict the tabloid future

Westhamfan21

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“Might write some more false articles, see if I can predict the tabloid future ”

Do you use Twitter much? I don't see you on it that often

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Do you use Twitter much? I don't see you on it that often”

Not really, I'm slowly starting to use it more.. I've tweeted a few times today. It's easier now since it's on my phone. How's your new phone working out for ya?

Westhamfan21

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“Not really, I'm slowly starting to use it more.. I've tweeted a few times today. It's easier now since it's on my phone. How's your new phone working out for ya?”

Fine. Just getting used to the touchscreen. The good thing is that it's always on Twitter so that I never have to log in, I just have to navigate to it

crazybutterflyx

31-01-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Fine. Just getting used to the touchscreen. The good thing is that it's always on Twitter so that I never have to log in, I just have to navigate to it ”

Yeahsame, I just have twitter signed in all the time on my phone so I can just go straight on

I use it mainly for celeb updates rather than tweeting

donbon

01-02-2011

Any Cher news since she got back from the states? I see she hasn't tweeted anything since she left. Is she playing any more gigs or just rehearsing for the tour now?

crazybutterflyx

01-02-2011

Originally Posted by donbon:
“Any Cher news since she got back from the states? I see she hasn't tweeted anything since she left. Is she playing any more gigs or just rehearsing for the tour now?”

She has GAY on the 5th but that's all we know (:

Westhamfan21

01-02-2011

Have you got Challenge yet CB? It launched at 7am

crazybutterflyx

01-02-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Have you got Challenge yet CB? It launched at 7am ”

Yess I do

I shall be watching it after this morning me thinks

i haven't really got the right idea with study leave have I ?!

Westhamfan21

01-02-2011

Originally Posted by crazybutterflyx:
“Yess I do
I shall be watching it after this morning me thinks i haven't really got the right idea with study leave have I ?! ”

Na. TBH. I never took any notice of study leave when I was at school lol. I just used it as a day off

jwr90

01-02-2011

AJ_RedOne

@CherLloyd and @onedirection are some talented kids!!!
about 13 hours ago

Wooooop

crazybutterflyx

01-02-2011

Originally Posted by Westhamfan21:
“Na. TBH. I never took any notice of study leave when I was at school lol. I just used it as a day off ”

Same. I didn't use it last year and I've only got three days off for these prelims, today to study for classics and history then monday and tuesday to study for RE..
I'll probably use it at the real ones...

Nelsonator15

01-02-2011

Originally Posted by jwr90:
“AJ_RedOne

@CherLloyd and @onedirection are some talented kids!!!
about 13 hours ago

Wooooop”

Cool, though the fact that 1D are mentioned in the same sentence does dampen the compliment a bit, doesn't it?

Anyway I haven't done something this rebellious in a while

After my other General Studies exam this morning, one of my friends (the only other person from my school who has this lesson) encouraged me to miss the bus so we couldn't go to Economics, and for the first time ever I actually did

If asked, we'll just say our exam overran a bit (though it actually didn't

). Besides by the end of that exam I was feeling really :yawn: and :sleep: so I really wasn't in the right frame of mind for it, that was my reasoning in the end

And now I'm at home posting this

Though I will go back in to catch the bus to Maths, at least I can do that subject pretty well whilst half-asleep lol

Posting update:

Westhamfan21 65
crazybutterflyx 64
Nelsonator15 37
Willz 35
my name is joe 27
Mozitski 17
GlitterInTheAir 7
honeygirl231 5
snuffles22 3
batman. 3
jwr90 3
donbon 2
Irish_Dee 2
Bex. 2
DS Forum Support 1
tommygunner 1
rombod 1

Can't believe Hammer and CB are still practically neck and neck. Show-offs

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