Morning chickens!

Switch on the tv and see Michelle devouring Stuart, even though there is a conversation going on right beside them. Not much change there then.

Switched on the live feed last night just in time to see Jason gather up his toiletries and head for the bathroom. Switched off...........and having read on the midnight thread that he was in there for 90minutes, am so glad I did!

Stuart is now singing.

She can't talk on many subjects that don't directly involve her as the main topic, but did you notice she said the conversation was boring. She should have said she didn't understand any of it.

Was I the only one who heard her mutter to Stu very quietly, just before, 'change the subject'? I wondered why she said that, and then all of a sudden she said something about going off subject and did they like her boots?

She's about as intellectually challenging as a waffle house menu*



* one for the Bill Hicks fans (if I remember right... "The reason there's big pictures is so the clientelle can just point".... and "I was then asked the strangest question... 'Why you readin?'... not 'What', 'Why'...."... Michelle is the waffle house of the house)

I've just turned the TV on to see Michelle's stupid face looking all sorry for itself, turned it straight back of.

Michelle and Shell should be manacled together, they wouldl send each other completely mad!

Michelle wondering what time they`ll start the task. Nadia and Dan sitting beside her on the decking eating porridge. Unfortunately, Michelle has started singing.

A safer bet would be Nadia & Jason!

As I was unpacking my shopping ,they were all talking about the MMR jabs, Stu as well, then we had the boot subject change of topic, followed by Michelle starting to slober over Stuart, then as he tries to say something about Sophie Ellis Bextor being classy sounding, and then being shut up by Michelle's lips and his kissing her back, Shell decided she had something to do,as did Nadia, then Stu said something about taking a shower, and she ended up being left on the decking alone.
Now Dan and Nadia have joined her on the decking while they eat their porridge.

Dan, Nadia & Michelle talking about music cds and the mtv awards in Scotland last year. Dan is a really big fan of Kylie.

I still prefer The Mirror's suggestion though. Jason and Dan could get a little romance going. Nadia and Stuart could invent silly games in the Jacuzzi. We would all be spared the constant slobberings. Michelle would become demented by not being able to get her hands on Stuart. And Shell would have a fit of hysteria and get the vapours!
Last edited by ansyre : 26-07-2004 at 11:46

Jason, Nadia and Shell busy in the living room.

Is Michelle feeding off Stu again?

Nadia, Shell & Jason cleaning up in the kitchen and LR. Interesting that the psychologists say that they tend to resort to frentic cleaning when they are worried. Perhaps they are worried about the nominations!

Especially if Dan gives Jason 'that look' again that makes her come over all peculiar.

Dan sitting on the decking munching an apple. Nadia has finished brushing the LR carpet and is now hoovering it.

Michelle has attached herself to Stuart again and is talking in that annoying babyish voice.

Ah Michelle is taking Stu for a walk. Enjoy it while you can Michelle.

BWAHAHAHA!

Oh, sorry did I laugh evilly out loud?

Michelle is talking about the final task to Stuart and suggesting BB might give them a big party. Stuart says he doesn`t want to talk about it. Michelle asks why not and he says........honest to Gawd!......."Because I don`t want to count any chickens!"

Stu: I don't want to think about it...
Michelle: Why?
Stu: I don't want to count any chickens.

So Michelle is very confident she'll be there in the last week. She'll be feeling that she hasn't been/won't be nommed by Shell, Nadia and Stu, and so is safe. And so she's wondering about "What the final weeks task will be"....

She`s expecting Jason to be nominated this week and is convinced he`ll be voted out whoever he is up against. I wonder when BB will tell them they`ll be no nominations this week?!

I don't think it is that Michelle is confident of still being there in the last week, I thnk she is actually unable to conceive of it still taking place if she is not there. (cf. Bishop Berkley's school of philosophy - how do I know if the light in the fridge goes off when I close the door when I can't see it?)

She is obviously still phantasising about the Mediaeval Ball with her as the Princess! Still simmering about having to be the chorister.

Oh yes... Jason king, Nadia queen, Shell princess, Stu prince, Dan as a knight and.... Michelle as jester....

That's a good point. The nominations were extra early last week so that they could get stuck into the task. Here's hoping.

Stuart in the LR:"It looks and smells well fresh in here."

Nadia: "Yes, well it`s just been cleaned."

Stuart: "Amazing."

Stu: It looks cool in here
Nadia: It's just been cleaned
Stu: I know... Amazing

Stu lives in a constant state of wonder.