Wow, never read the lyrics for America before, I have been singing it all wrong!

I like to be in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America

For a small fee in America

Buying on credit is so nice

One look at us and they charge twice

I have my own washing machine

What will you have not to keep clean?

Skyscrapers bloom in America

Cadillacs zoom in America

Industry boom in America

Twelve in a room in America

Lots of new housing with more space

Lots of doors slamming in our face

I'll get a terrace apartment

Better get rid of your accent

Life can be bright in America

If you can fight in America

Life is all right in America

If you're a white in America

Here you are free and you have pride

Long as you stay on your own side

Free to be anything you choose

Free to wait tables and shine shoes

Everywhere grime in America
Organized crime in America
Terrible time in America

You forget I'm in America

I think I'll go back to San Juan

I know a boat you can get on

Everyone there will give big cheer!

Everyone there will have moved here

No probs. After all, you are not doing this in your first language!

Are you getting an autograph from Miss. Hope? You should get a pic with too.

Since lyrics became available online, I have noticed I have been singing a lot of songs wrong.

Those mambo lyrics are really garbage, unless I am much mistaken.

It is pretty hard to spot with me, coz I do say lots of weird stuff but it's there.

See how it goes. Really, she should have the honour of meeting the fan who named her!!

Right i'm off now, but i'll be back with a better spirit and i'll leave my seriousness at the door BabyD

Rumour has it that yes, the song has been cut. We will find out for sure next week once it officially opens.

Think everyone will be devastated if it has been axed. Such a waste of a good song.

Toasty's challenge. Well, it's weird. I never kidded myself that Dan had the best voice on the show. Lauren had a better voice and maybe even Sophie. And yet, and yet... Dan was always the girl I most wanted to listen to.

Ok, good night Snowy if you don't come back tonight.

It's always fun and games with me.

Hard to spot your hyperbole? Not for me it ain't!

Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy... That's what I long to be....

You seem to be on DS a lot more, Baby. When I first joined you mainly lurked.

Good for you, but if English isn't your first language it's tough.

I work with loads of foreigners and they just don't get the simpliest jokes. But they always get the rude ones!

Agreed, irony is the hardest thing to pick up in a foreign language.

I needed an outlet otherwise the dark thoughts inside my head would consume me forever.

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.

Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla
Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla...

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
L - A - H - O - M - A
OKLAHOMA!
Yeeow!

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Ah, DS as therapy!

My mention of irony has got me thinking of Alanis Morrisette...

Where has Rebeka disappeared to? She started so well.

I've had a little bit too much, much
All of the people start to rush, start to rush by
How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can?t see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what?s the name of this club?
I can't remember but it?s alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say
And we?re all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh

What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright

Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance
Dance, dance, just, j-j-just

She's somewhere in England, Gatwick I believe.
The hotel PC only allows 10 minutes apparently.

Ah, that explains it perfectly.

I still think we need a few more posters. Question is, where to get them?

Love me a bit of Alanis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY