Pretty good thanks, just been getting jiggy with the wife!

But you don't have a wife???

Talking to yourself? I do that all the time... infront of a mirror.

haha, it helps to pass the time and ease the pain

Why don't animals talk back?

"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun" - Audrey Hepburn

You bastard, how can you say that to Geraldine???

They do talk. Most have a William Shatner voice!

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all

I'm on your side
When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you

I'll take your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way

See how they shine
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind

But thats my wife? You've been sleeping with my wife? You F U C K E R, I'm gonna kill you!

They also smoke cigars and weed.

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

Now hold on, lets not jump to any unnecessary conclusions here! *slowly draws out a samurai sword from his pants*...take this you two timing bitch *slices woman in half*....problem solved Rob!

You must be mistaken,
It couldn't have been
You couldn't have seen him yesterday.
He's doing some deal down in Baltimore now,
I hate it when he's away.

You must be mistaken, I'm sure that you are.
There's more that one care with stickers on
And lots of young guys wear corduroy shirts,
And I'd know if he hadn't gone.

Take that look off your face.
I can see through your smile.
You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you: I knew before.

If I'm not mistaken, I know when it came,
In fact I can name the very day.
When we started to plan the future and all,
Joe started to pull away.

No, I didn't dig deep.
I did not want to know.
Well, you don't interfere
When you're scared of the things you might hear.
Bet you think I should end this
Right now as you would do.
Well, my hard bitten friend,
I am not you.

Take that look off your face!
I can see through your smile.
You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you
I knew before.

I can see through your smile.
You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you
I knew before!

Shut my eyes
Feel the colour of you
So get to this elation
So high so fast

Shut my eyes
Feel the colour of you
Succumb to this illusion
So strong so deep

Cos everyday is all there is
In my some kind of bliss
Cos everyday is all there is
In my some kind of bliss

Study my reflection
and let the colours fall
Slip into stillness
And be above it all

Good to be here
Time to be alone
I've found a space where I belong
Not succumb to fear

Cos everyday is all there is
In my some kind of bliss
Cos everyday is all there is
In my some kind of bliss

Are you insinuating that most animals are drug addicts??? Even those fish from nemo???

Why thank you Rob, that was a kind thing to do.


The End!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

What does this mean???

Yes, their all druggies. Even Nemo is young he can still be a druggie from an early age... I blame the parents! Tut Tut

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

If you don't know then I can't help you

Miss Toasty dissappeared! i've only just noticed!

Right thats it, where's the shotgun...gonna go shoot me some rabbit!

Poor Nemo, he's had a hard life, no mum, shit flipper, he's a fish, he's orange, he almost gets eaten shaken to death and flushed down the crapper!

But, but, I don't get it?