I let them sleep in my bed.
I cuddle them.
I pat their liddle heads.
I don't rip their paws off when they ruin my clothes.
I clean up their sick.
I feed them Whiskas.
I feed them chicken and posh pouches on Christmas and New Year and birthdays.
I give in to their pointy demands for attention.
I hoover up after them extensively and daily. Sometimes twice daily.
I let them razor my arms when they're hyper.
I let them attack various possessions when they're hyper.
I let them chase me round the garden when they're hyper.
I open the door for them when they miaow for me to, even though there's a catflap.
I have dramatic cat allergies.
That about covers it, I'm not watching that sickening video.