There's been a lot of hot air on the forum about the ugliness/lack of attractiveness of various housemates, and yet I reckon they're all above average in the looks department compared with most of us.

It's all pretty inconsequential, especially bearing in mind that the favourite to win is arguably the least attractive, but for a bit of fun I thought it might be interesting and a laugh to place all 12 of them in order of physical attractiveness only.
Here's my take on it:

M
Stuart
Dan
victor
Marco
Jason
Ahmed

F
Michelle
Shell
Vanessa
Emma
Becki
Nadia
Kitten

Anyone?

Stuart and Vanessa the most classically beautiful M/F. Though I prefer Shell.

Vanessa wins the eye candy award by a mile.

Sorry (cough, cough, in deepest voice) don't do men

shell is the best looking housemate.

anyone who doesn't agree must be either gay, a girl or blind.

Vanessa, definitely.

Don't know about the men...

I find Victor pretty cute, the rest of the men are not really my cup of tea.
Shell is probably the prettiest girl.

Aww. This would be your chance to get in touch with your feminine side

Male

Stuart
Dan
Jason
Victor
Ahmed
Marco

Female

Vanessa
Shell
Michelle
Nadia
Emma
Becki
Kitten

I actually find Emma more attractive than Michelle.

..especially when she's got her gob shut..

I asked my husband and he said Vanessa followed by Shell as the most attractive females by a million miles.

Tbh, none of the males do anything for me at all. I'd probably say Victor has a lovely face when he smiles but thats about it really.

come on guys n gals - rate all them suckas ...not just faves...in the interests of science and democracy.

Funny ... I was having a conversation with the missus about this the other day.

The thing is with Shell, when her hair looks great, she looks great (IMO). When her hair does that 'old english sheepdog lunatic fringe-thing' (IMO) she looks MUCH less great.

The missus and I both agreed that you couldn't rely on someone whose overall attractiveness is so easily compromised by a bad-hair day.

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M
Stuart
Dan
Victor
Jason
Marco
Ahmed

F
Vanessa
Shell
Becki
Emma
Michelle
Nadia
Kitten

sod that for a game of soldiers, if I try to even think about the varying merits of Kitten v Emma or Marco v NE One my head starts spinning.

Emma did have fantastic eyes, but teeth and chin?

If you you was to judge them from the mugshots atop the page you'd prolly concur they're all a bunch of munters.. with the exception of the Vanessa..

But I can't help feeling she's doomed to become an actress and play the young Margaret Thatcher in the inevitable biopic.

well I am very short sighted.

H77 thinks anyone who thinks any of them are great beauties needs to get out more.

What, don't you think Maggy Thatcher was sexy too?

Laydeez:

1 Vanessa - was the hottest female I've ever seen on any BB.
2 Shell - can look really nice but can also look like Rick Parfitt (Status Quo) so I guess it depends on which day you catch her on.
3 Michelle - needs to lose a stone and drop the chavvy clothes, has potential.
4= Emma/Becki - Um, trying to think of something nice to say.... still thinking...
5= Nadia/Kitten - um.. err... not great lookers.

Dudez: (not my cup of tea, but this would be my prediction)

1 Stuart - God's cruel joke to put the mind of a 5 year old in his body.
2 Victor - I'm told women like b*stards
3 Dan - He's made pornos, he could be your gay dad.
4 Jason - The body, someone will like it.
5 Marco - Only fifth because Ahmed so clearly stole sixth
6 Ahmed - The power of the One Tooth

what chin?

I am sorry but this task is Too hard for me.

I do not think Stuart is particularly good looking, he just looks trendy. Marco is proberbly better looking than him, if comparing them at Madam Teusauds that is.

Vanessa was beautiful, Shell is very pretty & Nadia is glamerous with an attractiveness that comes from her inside ( but not her gob)

Victor is hansome with out his hat & I think Jay is rather sweet. Dan would be described as good looking when he smiles but he is not good looking when not.

See my predicament

Vanessa, and I guess Stuart. Hmmm....

Am i the only bloke that didn't find Vanessa attractive?

On first impressions, as they all went into the house, i thought Shell was very attractive, i've since changed my mind, because of her being so wet, and two faced (everyone seems to forget her bitching sessions with vanessa).
I found Emma attractive, her only drawback being her lack of intelligence. But still a nice girl.

Out of the guys, Dan is Mr. Sophistication. Very attractive and a personality to match it.

Stuart is a pretty boy, but there's NOTHING else going for him, and the good looks soon turned to gormless expression and vacant stares.

Thought Vanessa was lovely looking.

I know Stuart's supposed to be cute, but I don't see it really. No-one approaches Alex Sibley! Though, er, I think Jason looks quite nice when he's dressed as a Seargent or in his religious garb!

[quote=DieDieMyDarling]Am i the only bloke that didn't find Vanessa attractive?

No, her face and body bore me. 0 sex appeal.

DDMD,

The original post asks us to rank them on physical attractiveness only ...