Originally Posted by pickle:
“What, don't you think Maggy Thatcher was sexy too?
”
“What, don't you think Maggy Thatcher was sexy too?
”
Well, come to think of it......
...OK you win!
Beauty Contest.... you decide!
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Originally Posted by pony:
“Thought Vanessa was lovely looking.
I know Stuart's supposed to be cute, but I don't see it really. No-one approaches Alex Sibley!”
“Thought Vanessa was lovely looking.
I know Stuart's supposed to be cute, but I don't see it really. No-one approaches Alex Sibley!”
Alex was a skinnier version of Stuart with bad teeth.
Originally Posted by Bap Squeezer:
“DDMD,
The original post asks us to rank them on physical attractiveness only ...”
“DDMD,
The original post asks us to rank them on physical attractiveness only ...”
quite right, Bap squeezer: character, personality, inner beauty, and attractiveness dependent upon whether the HM is smiling or not, are all clearly off topic, I'm afraid.
P.S. what does DDMD mean?
F
Vanessa & Shell both on a level for me. Vanessa is more clasically attractive but Shell is cute.
Becki, Emma & Michelle all have spice girl syndrome. i.e. they can look ok on one camera angle and dog awful on another.
Nadia & Kitten both look like guys.
Vanessa & Shell both on a level for me. Vanessa is more clasically attractive but Shell is cute.
Becki, Emma & Michelle all have spice girl syndrome. i.e. they can look ok on one camera angle and dog awful on another.
Nadia & Kitten both look like guys.
Originally Posted by flaco72:
“quite right, Bap squeezer: character, personality, inner beauty, and attractiveness dependent upon whether the HM is smiling or not, are all clearly off topic, I'm afraid.
P.S. what does DDMD mean?”
“quite right, Bap squeezer: character, personality, inner beauty, and attractiveness dependent upon whether the HM is smiling or not, are all clearly off topic, I'm afraid.
P.S. what does DDMD mean?
”
I couldn't be arsed typing DieDieMyDarling's name in full.
Originally Posted by Bap Squeezer:
“I couldn't be arsed typing DieDieMyDarling's name in full.”
“I couldn't be arsed typing DieDieMyDarling's name in full.”
if I had your initials, I'd think twice about encouraging those sorts of abbreviations if I were you!
Originally Posted by flaco72:
“if I had your initials, I'd think twice about encouraging those sorts of abbreviations if I were you ”
“if I had your initials, I'd think twice about encouraging those sorts of abbreviations if I were you
”
Do you really think I chose this handle without thinking of that?
Shell is a babe - and dull old stu looks a bit like brad pitt maybe??
Shells face is beautiful especially the mouth and she is always willing to show off that little bod - DING DONG
Shells face is beautiful especially the mouth and she is always willing to show off that little bod - DING DONG
Vanessa was the only mildly good looking one, and even she had a bit of a jaw thing going on.
Emma looks like Ken Dood
Shell looks like an albino scarecrow
Nadia looks like Giant Haystacks
Michhel is a bulldog-faced fatty
Kitten looked like a schoolboy
Becki was horrendous
Emma looks like Ken Dood
Shell looks like an albino scarecrow
Nadia looks like Giant Haystacks
Michhel is a bulldog-faced fatty
Kitten looked like a schoolboy
Becki was horrendous
Originally Posted by Bap Squeezer:
“DDMD,
The original post asks us to rank them on physical attractiveness only ...”
“DDMD,
The original post asks us to rank them on physical attractiveness only ...”
It's all part of the same thing. I can't see someone as attractive unless they interest me in other ways too. Maybe that's why i don't like Vanessa, i thought she was rather plain, in a blonde hair, big smile, type way. Like another poster said, zero sex appeal.
Originally Posted by Bap Squeezer:
“Do you really think I chose this handle without thinking of that?”
“Do you really think I chose this handle without thinking of that?
”
I'm in awe of your powers of lateral thinking, BS
- and will that handle live on after the demise of BB5?
Originally Posted by DieDieMyDarling:
“It's all part of the same thing. I can't see someone as attractive unless they interest me in other ways too”
“It's all part of the same thing. I can't see someone as attractive unless they interest me in other ways too”
What? Not even to indulge the thread starter?
You meanie!
Originally Posted by flaco72:
“I'm in awe of your powers of lateral thinking, BS
- and will that handle live on after the demise of BB5?”
“I'm in awe of your powers of lateral thinking, BS
- and will that handle live on after the demise of BB5?”
I may go back to my old one ... or I may invent a new one ... I can't decide! I only changed i) because someone gave me some grief right at the start of BB5 and I thought perhaps I needed to get rid of some 'baggage' and ii) because I fancied something 'topical'.
Originally Posted by Hackjaw:
“Vanessa was the only mildly good looking one, and even she had a bit of a jaw thing going on.”
“Vanessa was the only mildly good looking one, and even she had a bit of a jaw thing going on.”
I must be a weirdo cos I found her permanently locked lower jaw quite sexy!
Shell is the only pretty lass in the house for me (and even that is relative). Vanessa does nothing for me; I'm indifferent to her face.
I think Dan & Stuart are the most attractive blokes.
I could rank them etc., but when you only think three of the housemates are good looking, how you rank the rest is irrelevant.
I think Dan & Stuart are the most attractive blokes.
I could rank them etc., but when you only think three of the housemates are good looking, how you rank the rest is irrelevant.
M
1.Stuart
2.Dan
3.Victor
4.Marco
5.Ahmed
6.Jason
F
1.Shell
2.Michelle
3.Nadia
4.Emma
5.Becki
6.Vanessa
7.Kitten
1.Stuart
2.Dan
3.Victor
4.Marco
5.Ahmed
6.Jason
F
1.Shell
2.Michelle
3.Nadia
4.Emma
5.Becki
6.Vanessa
7.Kitten
Originally Posted by yahoodlums:
“I must be a weirdo cos I found her permanently locked lower jaw quite sexy!”
“I must be a weirdo cos I found her permanently locked lower jaw quite sexy!”
I'm guessing you imagined it as her 'over-the-shoulder and pushing back' face.
Or was that just me ...
Female
1. Shell by a mile
2. tie for 2nd place - Michelle & Vanessa
3. Emma
4. Becki
5. Kitten - she would be more highly rated if she'd had long hair
6. Nadia
Male - No one matches Tom (BB1), Dean (BB2), or Ray (BB4), however, out of this very unattractive bunch:-
1. Jason (better if he didn't body build)
2. Victor (if he lost some weight)
3. Stuart (without his beard)
4. Marco (with some hair)
5. Dan (ditto)
6. Ahmed (after a visit to the dentist)
1. Shell by a mile
2. tie for 2nd place - Michelle & Vanessa
3. Emma
4. Becki
5. Kitten - she would be more highly rated if she'd had long hair
6. Nadia
Male - No one matches Tom (BB1), Dean (BB2), or Ray (BB4), however, out of this very unattractive bunch:-
1. Jason (better if he didn't body build)
2. Victor (if he lost some weight)
3. Stuart (without his beard)
4. Marco (with some hair)
5. Dan (ditto)
6. Ahmed (after a visit to the dentist)
Originally Posted by CaptainSensible:
“I could rank them etc., but when you only think three of the housemates are good looking, how you rank the rest is irrelevant.”
“I could rank them etc., but when you only think three of the housemates are good looking, how you rank the rest is irrelevant.”
how about degrees of ugliness then?
I thought Vanessa was plain looking. Shell is a lot more prettier.
Of the guys, Stu is the best looking.
Of the guys, Stu is the best looking.
Female
1.Vanessa, hands down. Kate Lawler was more attractive overall, but it's a close run thing.
2.Shell-As has been stated, it all depends on her hair. On her day, she can be stunningly hot.
3.Emma-I actually found her pretty good looking at times, and the Jade Goody comparisons with her personality drew attention from the fact she was much easier on the eye.
4.Michelle-physically, she's naturally attractive, but the dress sense, hideous hoop earrings, and that ****in lip piercing thing make her utterly repulsive to me.
5.Nadia-If you just think of her as an ample chested portugese woman, she looks acceptable enough.
6.Becki-if you could surgically remove her face, she'd have potential.
7.Kitten-people like her are the reason for prejudice against homosexuals-see Marco. I mean, jesus.
Male-I'm not one to judge, but for the sake of fairness...
1.Stuart-I'd like to look like Stuart. The long hair is the kind of style I go for myself, and he has the whole stoner/surfer look down nicely.
2.Victor-the guy's just effortlessly cool, and his whole Slick persona does kind of work in a twisted way.
3.Jason-may be vain, but at least it's not totally unfounded. He has the Scottish accent going for him.
4.Dan-Probably a good looking guy, but that haircut is horrific.
5.Ahmed-again, has a cool accent on his side. Yes, I do judge other guys purely based on accent and hair.
6.Marco-eugh, put it away, it burns my eyes! If I was gay, I'd like to think the mere sight of the guy would turn me straight
1.Vanessa, hands down. Kate Lawler was more attractive overall, but it's a close run thing.
2.Shell-As has been stated, it all depends on her hair. On her day, she can be stunningly hot.
3.Emma-I actually found her pretty good looking at times, and the Jade Goody comparisons with her personality drew attention from the fact she was much easier on the eye.
4.Michelle-physically, she's naturally attractive, but the dress sense, hideous hoop earrings, and that ****in lip piercing thing make her utterly repulsive to me.
5.Nadia-If you just think of her as an ample chested portugese woman, she looks acceptable enough.
6.Becki-if you could surgically remove her face, she'd have potential.
7.Kitten-people like her are the reason for prejudice against homosexuals-see Marco. I mean, jesus.
Male-I'm not one to judge, but for the sake of fairness...
1.Stuart-I'd like to look like Stuart. The long hair is the kind of style I go for myself, and he has the whole stoner/surfer look down nicely.
2.Victor-the guy's just effortlessly cool, and his whole Slick persona does kind of work in a twisted way.
3.Jason-may be vain, but at least it's not totally unfounded. He has the Scottish accent going for him.
4.Dan-Probably a good looking guy, but that haircut is horrific.
5.Ahmed-again, has a cool accent on his side. Yes, I do judge other guys purely based on accent and hair.
6.Marco-eugh, put it away, it burns my eyes! If I was gay, I'd like to think the mere sight of the guy would turn me straight
Originally Posted by flaco72:
“come on guys n gals - rate all them suckas ...not just faves...in the interests of science and democracy.”
“come on guys n gals - rate all them suckas ...not just faves...in the interests of science and democracy.
”
Ditto folks - Frontrunners are predictable . It's not one of those un-PC 'cattle market' beauty contests', remember.
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