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Old 06-02-2011, 19:52
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It's just struck me that in Eastenders everyone is having or is rumoured to be having an affair with somebody whose partner is also having an affair.

I think this is how it could look within a few months:

Shirley-Phil-Glenda-Ian-Jane-Masood-Zainab-Yusef

Greg-Tanya-Max-Vanessa-Michael-Roxy-Christian-Syed

Surely they would catch something or have inbred children if this happens!
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Old 06-02-2011, 19:56
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I think this is how it could look within a few months:
imo in a few months it will be even further down the dustbin of despair due to the people running the Vic :yawn:
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Old 06-02-2011, 19:59
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Blimey surly Jack deserves a mention
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Old 06-02-2011, 20:06
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ronnie-michael and JACK!
there u go
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Old 06-02-2011, 20:17
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Ronnie and Michael?? Is this a spoiler, dirty baby stealing cheating mare
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:11
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Good grief, I need penicillin just reading this thread!
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:13
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Yet non of them will get an STD
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:16
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Blimey surly Jack deserves a mention
Why? Jack has only been with Ronnie in the last year :s As far as I;m aware there are no other planned liasions and aren't we talking about now and the next few months :s
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:25
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ronnie-michael and JACK!
there u go
Ronnie and Michael don't actually do the deed, she just accuses him of it so he doesn't suss out that she stole his baby.
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:26
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I forgot to say apparently Michael and Christian have an affair too!

And Lauren Branning will probably sleep with Darren by the summer.
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:47
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It's just struck me that in Eastenders everyone is having or is rumoured to be having an affair with somebody whose partner is also having an affair.

I think this is how it could look within a few months:

Shirley-Phil-Glenda-Ian-Jane-Masood-Zainab-Yusef

Greg-Tanya-Max-Vanessa-Michael-Roxy-Christian-Syed

Surely they would catch something or have inbred children if this happens!
I forgot to say apparently Michael and Christian have an affair too!

And Lauren Branning will probably sleep with Darren by the summer.
Much as I'm not a fan of all the affair storylines we've had in EE recently, there's a lot of unconfirmed rumours and speculation in your posts, OP!

Zainab/Yusef was a rumour floating around a couple of months ago, still unconfirmed (and personally hoping it'll stay that way, can't see Zainab ever cheating on Masood!).

We don't know when or if they're ever going to revisit Jane/Masood - who still haven't had an actual affair as yet.

Greg/Tanya, Max/Vanessa and Christian/Syed have all been faithful to each other and we've had no actual definite spoilers to suggest otherwise for any of them. Yes, it's probably a safe bet that they're going to do something with Max/Tanya at some point but it's still only speculation at the moment.

No idea where you got Michael/Vanessa or Michael/Christian from as haven't heard a single whisper about either of them!

And I really doubt Christian's going to cheat on Syed with Roxy, what with her being a girl and everything.

I wouldn't panic just yet!
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:14
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there's a lot of unconfirmed rumours and speculation in your posts, OP!

Zainab/Yusef was a rumour floating around a couple of months ago, still unconfirmed (and personally hoping it'll stay that way, can't see Zainab ever cheating on Masood!).

We don't know when or if they're ever going to revisit Jane/Masood - who still haven't had an actual affair as yet.

Greg/Tanya, Max/Vanessa and Christian/Syed have all been faithful to each other and we've had no actual definite spoilers to suggest otherwise for any of them. Yes, it's probably a safe bet that they're going to do something with Max/Tanya at some point but it's still only speculation at the moment.

No idea where you got Michael/Vanessa or Michael/Christian from as haven't heard a single whisper about either of them!

And I really doubt Christian's going to cheat on Syed with Roxy, what with her being a girl and everything.

I wouldn't panic just yet!
Yusef and Zainab will be living on the same square soon. I'm sure there will be a blackmail plot with him going to shame Zainab if she doesn't sleep with him.

This is Vanessa tonight - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2...7-vanessa.html

It's going to lead to something more.

Roxy will do anything to be with Christian


Jane and Masood have kissed already. That is an affair/cheating!
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:31
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Yusef and Zainab will be living on the same square soon. I'm sure there will be a blackmail plot with him going to shame Zainab if she doesn't sleep with him.

This is Vanessa tonight - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2...7-vanessa.html

It's going to lead to something more.

Roxy will do anything to be with Christian

Jane and Masood have kissed already. That is an affair/cheating!
BIB: I don't think she'd go as far as having a sex change And even if she did, it takes two to tango and Christian wouldn't cheat on Syed:sleep:
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:33
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BIB: I don't think she'd go as far as having a sex change And even if she did, it takes two to tango and Christian wouldn't cheat on Syed:sleep:
You have a short memory

And she doesn't need to become a man. Drugs are the way forward
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:38
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You have a short memory

And she doesn't need to become a man. Drugs are the way forward
If you mean the piper on NYE, he kissed Christian and Christian pulled away and was absolutely mortified by what he'd done (even though he hadn't actually done anything), so there's no way he would ever deliberately cheat on Syed.

No amount of drugs are gonna turn Christian straight :sleep:
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Old 07-02-2011, 13:19
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Yusef and Zainab will be living on the same square soon. I'm sure there will be a blackmail plot with him going to shame Zainab if she doesn't sleep with him.

This is Vanessa tonight - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2...7-vanessa.html

It's going to lead to something more.

Roxy will do anything to be with Christian


Jane and Masood have kissed already. That is an affair/cheating!
Okay, I'll grant you that Jane/Masood is arguable as there was intent there even if they didn't actually sleep together, but I wouldn't consider a single kiss an affair storyline. The kiss between Vanessa and Michael is harmless, coming from a bet, and there's no indication it'll be anything more.

We've had no official BBC information about where the Yusef stuff is going, and there's far more interesting things they could do than a blackmail plot where he forces Zainab to sleep with him.

And whatever Roxy may feel about Christian, there's not a lot she can do about it while he's still gay and in love with Syed!

It's still all unconfirmed rumours/speculation.

If you mean the piper on NYE, he kissed Christian and Christian pulled away and was absolutely mortified by what he'd done (even though he hadn't actually done anything), so there's no way he would ever deliberately cheat on Syed.

No amount of drugs are gonna turn Christian straight :sleep:
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Old 07-02-2011, 13:20
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No amount of drugs are gonna turn Christian straight :sleep:[/quote]

Quoted for truth. Being gay is NOT an 'illness' that can be cured by drugs.
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Old 07-02-2011, 14:08
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Kirkwood's love for affairs continues....
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Old 07-02-2011, 14:16
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Vanessa/Michael is just a kiss to get back at Max for agreeing to it in the first place. Roxy/Michael is going to happen confirmed by the actor - Roxy may be stupid but I don't think she even believes that Christian is going to get with her so Christian/Syed/Roxy isn't going to happen either, if Roxy does get pregnant I doubt it will be Christians because John P has confirmed that this isn't a surrogacy storyline for Christian/Syed so it would be Michaels baby. Tanya/Max/Vanessa is something that could happen it is obvious Tanya is still in love with Max and he is still in love with her, would be interesting to see Tanya as the other woman rather than the one being cheated on. I can't see Zainab cheating on Masood and Jane will be off screen for a while because the actress is having a baby. Ronnie/Michael isn't happening either, she tells Jack he came onto her when he didn't to get him out of the way because he is Tommy's father and she obviously has Tommy and doesn't want him to find out and doesn't want him with Roxy.
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Old 07-02-2011, 15:00
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It's just struck me that in Eastenders everyone is having or is rumoured to be having an affair with somebody whose partner is also having an affair.

I think this is how it could look within a few months:

Shirley-Phil-Glenda-Ian-Jane-Masood-Zainab-Yusef

Greg-Tanya-Max-Vanessa-Michael-Roxy-Christian-Syed

Surely they would catch something or have inbred children if this happens!
Expect Lauren + Greg tooo...
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Old 07-02-2011, 16:29
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Why? Jack has only been with Ronnie in the last year :s As far as I;m aware there are no other planned liasions and aren't we talking about now and the next few months :s

Jack must always be mentioned when conversation turns to borderline incest! He has a daughter who's brother is also her cousin, and a son who is his daughters sister as well as her second cousin! (Sams baby) and his fake baby who would've been first and second cousin as well as a brother to them both!

The mind boggles about this bunch of rednecks, no wonder baby James had a clubfoot!
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Old 07-02-2011, 16:34
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people are forgetting vanessa slept with harry while she was with max
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Old 07-02-2011, 16:38
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Ronnie and Michael?? Is this a spoiler, dirty baby stealing cheating mare
Oh thats nice of you And NO there is no ronnie&micheal, if you read the latest spoilers she accuses him of so that he doesnt suss out the baby swap!
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Old 07-02-2011, 16:57
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people are forgetting vanessa slept with harry while she was with max
I'd say Max was worse, Vanessa only slept with Harry to get him off her back. Max would quite happily have left Vanessa and run off with Stacey on Christmas day if she hadnt rejected him.
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Old 07-02-2011, 17:01
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Why? Jack has only been with Ronnie in the last year :s As far as I;m aware there are no other planned liasions and aren't we talking about now and the next few months :s
I doubt that Jack will be living like a monk when Ronnie leaves
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