I find Michelle's jealousy shocking.
It really sticks in my throat that any woman could act as she does in the 21st Century.. particularly since she KNOWS it's going out on TV. Her emotions are understandable, but she is openly expressing things she ought to do her best to suppress even in everyday life, let alone in a TV popularity contest, yet she seems to think it's not only normal, but in some way amusing.. it isn't

The ending was the funniest for me... Stu getting ever closer to Shell, then realising what he was doing and checking to see if Michelle had caught him. Classic!

Well I suppose a hundred posters can't be wrong but I thought that Michelle knew exactly what she was doing and was playing the whole thing for laughs. I think she is much much tougher and confident in her control than she is given credit for.

And lets make sure Michelle gets shown that clip when she gets evicted on Friday.

But Michelle funny... No.

The only thing I find funny is that I want to throw solid half brick type things through my beloved Sony telly whenever Michelle gets all jealous and clingy.

There is a real danger of it happening too...

Her humour is far too subtle for most, IMO.

won't be able to watch her win then....... *ducks*

hmm, see that's the problem for me, she 'tries' defusing things with humour only when she realises there's people watching, the jealousy and the Mememe is all real, girls like Michelle are a dime to the dozen at my local nightclub (to borrow a Victor expression) and should be avoided at all costs.

she's not all bad, but she's definitely a bit bargain basement.

She makes it seem like she is having a laugh with those comments ('Stu... I remember when you used to make bread with me...') but when you get to see the facial expression on her when she thinks she is out of shot then I worry for old Stu.

I worry.

There is something scary there.

You filthy swine..

I want Jason to go but if Michelle does get evicted on Friday at least her paranoia might help to make BBLB worth watching next week - so far I've found it very dull and repetitive this year.

it's deadpan humour (deliberately impassive in manner)
people will get to know it better when she wins bb5

Go to your GP and ask him for a humour injection. Then report back..

look at the hewlett packard flash ad
lowdown on the left that comes on
...is that michelle shaking that a*s?

Oh shoosh you silly moo.

why suppress your true feelings
honesty is an admirable trait

Oh my dear thms.....this year I fear you are wrong....

Nadia to win!!!!!!

Michelle - stu- Shell is the funniest triangle ever in BB history. There have been triangles before but they were hidden or very negative and one sided (Jade-Adele-Kate) This is just hilarious. You can just read Michelle's mind working 24/7 and you just know that the Stu-Shell thing actually would be an enormous real threat to her if Shell was single. Shell is quietly taking the mickie too and even Stu is now playing the game. She simply has to stay. How could anyone take her out and leave that other guy with the washing syndrome in?

lots of cuddles to you too

nadia's peaked too soon

I find it funny, annoying and sad all-in-one.

.... who, bless him, declared that 10 minutes ablution time would only be long enough to wash his bollocks!

'Kinell, how big are his bollocks then ?????

Small, I would imagine - but very, very clean.

this big

I thought it was funny when Shell was in the Diary Room and said that the chain task "might not be the worst thing for Stu" - a subtle way of saying Michelle's clinginess hasn't gone unnoticed...