it was michelle's idea in the first place

I would run a mile from Michelle in real life, but I do find her the most entertaining housemate and the last week will be so boring if she goes.

I find her interaction with Nadia funny, too. If she hadn't fallen for Stu, it could have been a winning card for her.

Given that she knows i'ts going to make Michelle even clingier, I took this comment to mean that being chained to any attractive young woman is hardly a chore for any young man like Stuart..

I just took it to mean that Stu is quite chilled and will get through it OK. Maybe I'm a bit naive...

big brother is trying everything to get michelle out
creative editing, showing michelle in the worst possible light
providing cigs to dan, shell and nadia to keep them quiet
helping jason to relax by giving him equipment to exercise
i still believe the public will still make michelle the winner
i've never wanted an underdog to win so much

it's not over until the michelle lady sings

BRING IT ON BIG BROTHER

Jesus.....

but a michelle win should be the climax of bb5

nothing wrong with that

Keep it up. You're hilarious...

Have to admire your devotion, even if I do not agree with you. Loved the bit about her being the 'underdog' lmao

cheers!

sometimes think its me and michelle against the rest of the
world its great fun wouldn't have it any other way

even as a Michelle voter, BB are trying to get her out. Though shes doing most of the damage herself.

Her voice may be annoying, she may cling to my fella like fly round s**t, but come on guys-she's hilarious. The woman needs to be kept in to amplify the total sheer embarressment she'll face on eviction. We all know she won't win, so leave her there and let C4 get as much footage of her antics as possible!!

Michelle funny...if it was say Jason that was with someone and was that possesive I don't think people would find it as funny, do you?

If she carries on she will damage the relationship and turn everyone in the house against her due to her rudeness through her jealousy.

It is, isn't it? Dermott's interview is generally better than Davina's (she's reached the end of the BB road I reckon) but other than that the programme's pants. The bits with Victor have all been cringeworthy.

Nope, just tedious.

Look, it's womens' nature to be jealous. Michelle is just a little OTT!! Either way we will get to see her jealousy continue. If she goes, as has been pointed out, BBLB will be great due to her not taking her eyes off the screen and no doubt screaming periodically at everyone to get away from Stu (do you all remember the bedsit!) and if she stays in her paranoia about Shell will probably reach fever pitch with the tension due to the final. By the way BB5 has been amazing this year, if some of you are so bored with it why on earth are you wasting your time posting a message on a forum board?

These sort of posts really amuse me. The "Wasn't it funny when Michelle <insert psychotic episode here>" threads.

Desperate times, eh?

I am glad we are all here for your amusement torchomatic!

What would be hilarious would be... Michelle evicted Friday, leaving Stu and Shell in the house next week together! Imagine her on BBLB etc. having to give her opinion on what his happening in the house.

I can't wait to see the uncut dvd of this series, it's going to be a best seller!!

Dermot: "Oh look, Stu getting a facial from Shell, isn't that sweet - he looks so happy..."
Michelle: "I HATE THAT ....<beep machine cuts in>"
Dermot: "Now they're baking bread again... They seem to be having a good laugh kneading the dough together..."
Michelle: "He's my chicken, hands-off! He's mine, ALL MINE, I'll kill her that evil cellulite B****!!!"
Dermot:"Call security - she's flipped!!"

did love her"lets do something together" and when stu & shell went in the kitchen I counted to at least 2 secs before she said she was gonna check on the jacket potatoes