Next Month on Channel 4. The Stu-man Show.

LOL now you're just being cynical innit

That reminds me. Has anyone else noticed that Michelle has stopped saying "innit" since Victor left?

WHATM - Washing of chick peas. They have started to sprout and smell of yeast.

Dan & Nadia still in kitchen, extended sound dip.

Whats happening?

yeah, and hasn't Jason stopped saying fuc*ing every other word too.

Nothing new to add. Dan & Nadia still in the kitchen, not much talking and when there is the sound is dipped quite a bit.

Very true.

Maybe they are talking about that idiot who shouted over the fence last night.

I think the production staff are concentrating on Dan & Nadia today in the hope that they'll talk about last night.

Well, yes and no. No one in the house has been honest with everyone else. It's to what ends the HMs put their multiple faces to. Stu for example, has his characters which he immerses himself in to entertain. Shell has a confident face and a fragile face. Nadia has Big Nadia and Little Nadia; Little Nadia is who we saw late last night. Dan has his diplomat and his bitchy face. Jason has his amiable and his sulky face. (These aren't just labels about expressions btw, it's more which version of themselves they are opening up).

And Michelle has her hockey mask face or her terminator face.

Sorry, couldn't resist....

I'll get your goat.

Shell & Stuart in the kitchen interfering with Dan & Nadia`s food preparation. Shell saying the lentils smell weird. Dan explaining that they`ve just fermented and it`s the water that smells, not the lentils. Shell not convinced but Dan persists and says he`s cooked lentils that have soaked for up to 3 days in the past. Shell then admits she rarely cooks lentils. She just can`t resist sticking her nose in.


Good afternoon chickens!

It does amuse me watching Nadia frantically cleaning in her stillettos

Afternoon Geraniums.

Nadia & Dan mopping and brushing the kitchen floor. Nadia`s brushing so frantically it looks like the handle may come off the brush! She looks nice today in her red top and jeans.

hehe!

yeah, with Jason being forced to interact now, he has his Mr.Niceguy face on, although he clearing does find them annoying at times, I get the feeling he rejected them before cos he didn't feel accepted as one of them.

Stuart talking about his type of car to Michelle, Jason and Shell: "It has to be flash, like a lamborghini.........then I can wear a bat suit in it."

He`d also like a James Bond car.

Has this guy`s mental age reached 9 yet?

stu wants a Batmobile. Sorry, Stu wants a flash car, like a Lambourgini, then he can dress up in a Batman suit.

Betting update... longest odds atm.. Michelle 1/2, Jason 2/1

WHATM: Stu's plan to get a batmobile at 50.... or a lambo... or any flash car... as long as he can wear a batsuit in it.

What's this? Is Simple Stu's Scheme Scuppered? Is Manic Michelle Controlling Him? And who is that in the bat cave....

"Precious precious cameo part in musical"....

... Oh nothing to worry about there Stubatfans... just Marco.

Think Michelle just asked Shell & Stu what was shouted over the wall last night. Sound dipped, then Shell "they shouted it 3 times" then picture changes to N & D in kitchen again. Grrrr!

Hmm, don't much like the look of the frothy stuff on top of the chickpeas on the stove.

Jason: We're passing this...

You know, I don't think so.

Back to garden.

Talking about something not tasting good on it's own.

Seems Shell is going to make Pasta for everyone. So wouldn't that be classed as "lunch" and be cooked by Dan & Nadia then?

Jason is convinced they`ll pass the task because BB wants to give them two weeks shopping for their final week - espcially as they`ve been on basic rations for a while.

Shell is now talking about cooking some pasta with oil.

shell just cant keep out of the kitchen

Shell to D & N "I'm making a snack of erm....."

Shell, just stay out of the kitchen FFS!