Disclaimer: this is not another Michelle-dissing thread. However she does tend to hang herself on her own words.

So let's celebrate Michelle's possible eviction with some recent favourites:

"See, I would have made a beautiful bride, Stu" (shiver)

"Who's the best girlfriend in the world, Stu?" (Stu mumbles, "you") "That's the right answer"

(The housemates are all sitting on the bench when Stu and Shell come over...) "Move along so Stu and thingy can sit down"

Sort it out, girl!

NOOOOOO NAKKEEDDDD JACCCUUUZZIIINNEESSSSS! - classic Michelle at her best

Watching Shell and Stu having a conversation...shock horror

"Let's all do something together"....get over it love!

"Chicken".

The original and STILL the best, wasn't it Heinz that used that slogan?

"Hi davina" hopefully friday night

M:"What ya thinking, Stu"
S:"....mumble...mumble, err nothing"
M:"You're thinking about me aren't you? aren't you?... Say you were thinking about me"
S:"Err, well, err"
M:"You were weren't you?"
S:"Err, sort of, yeah, of course"

"It's funny how all of them [children] who are born ugly ducklings then turn into swans. I was an ugly duckling ....".

No one finished it.

ROFLMAO

I can't believe no one has mentioned

"You can squeeze me bap if you like"

A real toe curling stomach churning moment from Newcastle's finest

michelle .... what are you thinking about stu
stu......what are you thinking about
michelle ....im thinking whats stu thinking about

'Are you thinking about wearing a dress chicken?'

"She's my arch enemy... that fat cellulite b****!!"

....people in glass houses and all that.... *whistles*

My heart can't take it

your editting is as bad as BBs ..... it wasnt bitch it was slag ...get it right