Ciggie seat shot and only one smoker there.

So does she mean everything has to be salted to excess just to suit her ....cant she add salt after ???

Garden bench positions (relative)...
Shell--------Stuart-Michelle--------Jason

Michelle talking stupid baby-talk to Stu-pid...

Michelle has decided that the flip flops she's wearing goes with her nail varnish, so whoever they belong to can just kiss them goodbye.

They're having general chit chat about Fridays eviction. All being quite light hearted about it. They comment on a huge bluebottle or something.

We're talking me me me Michelle here!

Nobody else matters!!!

Nadia and Dan join the ciggie seat....Dan does a ginormous burp...Nadia gets accused, dan admits it. After listening to the nutritionist on BBLB its a wonder they all..apart from Stuart, dont just take off vertically.

Nadia asks Michelle what she says she does (work) - Michelle, erm what was I doing now? Like a Mortgage advisor?

Stuart: That was a TASTY meal! (again)

Stuart praises the meal. Nadia says that Dan is responsible. Dan says he enjoys cooking, but he never gets the chance in the BB house, he doesn't shout loud enough. Shell says if he wants to cook, just yell. All done with no malice.

No Stu-pid the cheese isn't in the pasta !

Michelle sings: Yankee Doodle went to town riding on his pony - stuck a feather in his cap and called him macaroni...

WHY did the call him MACARONI! Cries Michelle.

4 and 20 blackbirds is being discussed now - RIVETING!

Michelle, Dan and Stuart talking nursery rhymes.

Michelle is in her element here.

Jason zoning out the talk of nursery rhymes

Is Stuart really that deranged?

Stuart thinks nursery rhymes are awesome........

Michelle sings her theme song.

Discussing Pop goes the weasel now - wondering what it means...

I'm sure I once heard the story was... A weasel was a word for a coat and pop meant put it in the Pawn Shop - So the poor people would Pawn their coats for half-a-pound of two-penny rice. Amazing!

What DOES Stuart know?

He is scary: how does he remember to breath?

Johnny Depp was in his 20's in the 1st Nightmare on Elm Street wasn't he?

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21 at time of release

Michelle talking annoying baby-talk, smooching with Stu-pid - how sad...

Would someone confirm that I've got this straight, one to go Friday 30th, two to go Wednesay 4th leaving three to go Friday 6th?. I'm losing track.

that seems to be what people are saying... Had thought only 1 was going on the 4th but what do I know?

And Michelle talks about "The Ring".... Bloody obsessed with weddings she is.

BB: Can Nadia come to the DR