Please do not use this thread until midday (sp? grammar?)

WHATM: Noon.

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 da dah!

........so why start it 10 minutes too soon?!

Hello everyone..........let`s hope for some excitement this afternoon!

Well we could always kick off about starting threads too soon and calling noon mid-day etc etc

Michelle wearing a ridiculous contraption on her head.......is she planning to play/watch tennis today?

When it comes to fine form Stewing you are in a league of your own. Your early morning's achievements have left me bushing in shame as I sit here in my bathrobe having done little more than showering, opening a few letters, drinking several mugs of coffee and puffing on too many cigarettes.

She believes todays outfit is eighties chic...aw bless

Uh?! Don`t pick a fight with me dearie - I was only making a casual observation.

Well I have beds to make,garbage to empty.tea to make, just leaped out of bed crack of dawn to get it over and done with..hate going to London..except if I am doing sometihng of more arty interests...

And gown/fags/slippers/java all sounds dead fine to me...

You just have to admire the girl`s sheer logic!

You can just imagine her room at home, with her Barbie dolls lined up in Michelle outfits, one for every occasion. She is obviously in 'happy camper' mode today going by the camper van conversation with Stuart.

The top of that absurd visor thing she`s wearing looks like one of the pottery things they produced the other day. She is now humming a tune........please gawd she doesn`t start singing it.

Why is Michelle pottering about by herself? I've never seen her do anything on her own before

Ah now we know were the toilet rolls are going!!!!!!!!!
It's the MeMe on an advanced cleaning spree of make up containers (?)

Michelle now in the bathroom washing something that looks like a small compact and using sheets of toilet paper to wash/dry it. Oh for the days of the lack of toilet paper!

Funny you should say that! Didn't Barbie have a cap like that and didn't she wear it in the ads with the Barbie camper?? (Not forgetting Ken of course)

She getting ready for her eviction tomorrow night

Do you know, I'm quite enjoying this little oasis of peace and quiet!

This is all part of a slow evolution that we will get to see in it's full glory tomorrow......... Ladies and Gentlemen is the world ready for the unleashing of the awesome power that is.....


CHAVWOMAN!!!!!!


Vogue and Jerry Bruckenhiemer fighting to get the phone first .....we can see it now..offers of marriage from Stephen Fry, Nigel Kennedy asking for dates.. it's going to be mayhem

Don`t think much of that dress Nadia is wearing either........it looks like a psychaedelic splodge. Michelle still tidying/cleaning.

That explains the deja vu I experiences during the camper van convo earlier

Shell sunbathing topless in the garden. Calm down boys, she's lying face down.

Uncle: Prince Charles and Toxicology Dept. have just confirmed Meme brain!
Nano technology gives off "jooba fibres" (whatever they are) that can invade a body via nostril and be harzadrous to health as they are microscopic and invisible to humans.News at Noon....TV..so I was right after all...???

Looks like they are all having a "ponder" about Friday after Mich' informed them earlier that the shopping for next week was for 5 and that someone is def' going.